Australia Literally

Jonasian's Hong Kong Experience!

2008-04-21T21:05:00.003+08:00

It's official. I'm now Asian!!! I headed off from Perth last night on a midnight redeye flight. It was sad to say goodbye to all the friends :*(. But I did get to see a wicked view of the city at NIGHT! Something that I hadn't done in my 15 flights to and from Perth Airport .... I've been flying a lot! To make things even BETTER! No one was sitting next to me, so I had the two corner seats to myself. In the 8 hour flight, I got about 4 to 5 hours sleep. Not too shabby. I tried to watch the movie "Kite Runner", but it was all in subtitles, and that required too much paying attention. THEN, the sound konked out on all the 'Economy' classes headphones. So we had NOTHING!!!! Major crappy. So, didn't see anything. Fingers crossed that I'll be able to watch Nicholas Cage tonight with no disappointments. He's always in such great movies!!! Ghost Rider, Wicker Man, Next ....

Anyway, back to today. So boy was it muggy, and smoggy, and cloudy when I first got here. It looked like everything in Hong Kong was grey. Including me! I took the train into the city from the airport. This train is the GREATEST train I have ever been on. It was pure luxury. Then, I proceeded to just walk around for a long time. Went up to an overlook of the city at Mt Victoria. More Walking, got into Hong Kong Park, more walking, sun attempted to come out. It was weird, I could see shadows, but you couldn't actually see the sun.

I then took a ferry trip for $1.50 Hong Kong, which equates to about 25 cents Canadian (Hong Kong = cheap), to a northen part (Kowloon), and hung out for awhile. Got majorly hassled by a guy who wanted to make a suit for me on the spot. I considered, but the price was more than getting a plane ticket to Thailand and getting it made there. I said "No Way".

I'm in the Hong Kong airport now, waiting for my flight to board. Will hopefully have some photos uploaded and more stories there....... Gotta make sure to get some Duty Free as well. Mmmmm Vodka!

Will also hopefully find a shower .... as I probably did about 15 to 20 kms of walking today. If not, the person next to me won't be too happy. Then it's onto the plane for the 2nd Leg of my Adventures in China !

Richmond.

photos : http://picasaweb.google.com/australialiterally/HongKong

Tropical Storm Neoguri

2008-04-20T08:20:00.002+08:00

It's now my final day in Australia. Later, I will be flying out of Perth and Heading to Hong Kong to see my good friend Tropical Storm Neoguri. I have a 16 hour layover in Hong Kong, so the plan is to leave the airport, and mindlessly walk around for a while. We'll see if weather conditions allow me to do that!

The last week in Perth has been good. Highlights include: attempting and failing to surf, yet again, discovering nhl broadcasts on the internet, getting a arm band tattoo (who knew that it would come off in the shower?), meeting up with friends for a final time, 2 hours of unlimited arcade time, and dealing with my good friends at "3" again. Still should be called "Stupidi3".

That's the end of Australia!

Back in Perth

2008-04-12T03:01:00.001+08:00

Wahoo ..... !!!!

Time for bed.

Passions of Paradise

2008-04-11T15:47:00.002+08:00

No, it's not the next Monday night Fox Drama .... it's the name of the tour company I went on today for another Great Barrier Reef adventure. Lots of fun. Went to two locations this time. Michaelma's Cay and Paradise Reef. I bought a couple photos the camera woman took of me. Mine were the best, as I learned from last time to take the snorkel out of the mouth for the pose! They also included some of their best underwater photos, thus allowing me to just snorkel and not worrying about taking crappy photos in a plastic underwater camera. Check out them out here. http://picasaweb.google.com/australialiterally/GreatBarrierReefRevisited

Not happy about this morning though. Someone broke in and stole some of my milk. It was in a plastic bag that was double knotted and had my name on it. This morning, no plastic bag, no note, just the milk was left. Still enough for my cereal though. If not I woud have LOST IT!!!!! Hostel kitchen's are disgusting. I have a couple pictures in this latest set that prove that. Who just puts a plate of pasta in the kitchen without putting sran wrap on? And who just leaves Chicken on the counter overnight?

Flying out in 5 hours. Back to Perth. Wahoo.

Boyd, Out.

Fitzroy Island .......

2008-04-10T17:57:00.002+08:00

Forgot to mention in my last blog a funny story. Due to some crazy UK girls in my 8 bed dorm. I was unable to use the toilet the night before I left for Cape Trib (alcohol was involved .... on their part). Anyway, the next morning, I ended up downstairs in the poolside toilet, LOCKED IN!!!! with only 20 minutes to spare before my tour left. That's right, the door handle had broken off and I was trapped. Thank god for the little Japanese boy who saved my life ..... I'm now back at the same place, but decided to spend $2 extra per night for a 6 bed dorm.
Much more space this time + 5 cute European Girls = Happy Jon!

Back to the last couple days. Had a good couple days in Port Douglas. I hung out with a friend, Tara, from my New Zealand trip, and some of her friends. One night, we headed for George the Groper's feeding. It's this 3 metre long fish that they feed every day. He came! But supposedly it was a baby George. The highlight of the time in Port Douglas was finding a random monkey in a bush. Good times. Oh yah, a bird crapped on me as well. That
wasn't cool :(.

Got back to Cairns and headed to a place called Fitzroy Island today. My ticket had the name Johnothon on it!!! Haven't had that one before! My first stop on Fitzroy was Nudey Beach!!! I was the first person doing the walk, so I had to deal with the many spider webs along the way. As I was first there, I figured it was time to let all of the Jon out to the world!!! I wore my birthday suit for a few minutes. Don't you just love that picture in your mind! I then headed up to the summit of the island, again, first one to do it, and dealt with all the spider webs. There were also tons of these little lizards called skinks (i think). I spotted one snake .... Crikey!!!!
At the summit, I had some wicked views and could actually see some of the reefs of the Great Barrier Reef.

Tomorrow is my last day in Cairns. I'm going to do another Reef tour and then I fly back to Perth late at night.

Uploaded some more pics of Cape Trib, P Diddy, and Fitzroy Island .... click here. http://picasaweb.google.com/australialiterally

2008-04-08T10:31:00.002+08:00

Cape Tribulation

I headed up to Cape Tribulation for a night. It is the location where "Reef meets Rainforest". On the way up, we did a river cruise on the Daintree River and spotted a couple of wild crocs!!! Scratch that off the list. I'm now just down to Platypus and Wombat to view in the wild! The crocs were of the Salt Water variety, the kind that eat you! One was just a 3 year old baby and another was a massive 80 year old. Another animal that I haven't seen or had never even heard of before was the Cappowarry (google it). It is one of the largest birds in the world, and the most dangerous. The males are very aggressive and there feet can rip your guts apart! Unfortunately, I didn't get to see it.

On Cape Tribulation, I went for a long walk on the beach with a dutch and english girl. It was a gorgeous view. Also went on a couple jungle hikes. Good times. Then made my way to P. Diddy. Also known as Port Douglas, and met up with one of my friends from the NZ tour. Had dinner and drinks with her and friends. Today, it's been quite rainy, so haven't gotten around to much. Checked out the beach quickly, and they had a "pool" there that allowed you to swim in the ocean without fear of a jellyfish killing you.

Enjoying some Sustain Cereal (very similar to Just Right, but with Raisins and Sliced Apples)

"Oh my God, Oh My God, It's Coming This Way"

2008-04-05T10:49:00.004+08:00

I have arrived to Cairns. It's a real nice tropical city. So far one of my favourite locations in Australia. On my first night (Thursday), I met up with a couple (Alex(girl), and Taylor (boy)) from the UK that were on my New Zealand tour and we went out for dinner. Then headed around the city and I stumbled upon something that made the entire trip completely worthwhile. I came across the "Sister Cities" park. And Yes!!!! Sidney By The Sea is the sister city of Cairns and I have driven by the Sidney "Sister Cities Sign" every time I go to the BC Ferries. I have now completely the Trifecta of Sidney, Anacortes, and Cairns! Later that night we somehow had a 3 year old boy come and start playing with us. No Parents in sight. He brought his stroller and proceeded to run at us with it. It was frightening! We were able to distract him by pointing to a guy doing a fire-spinning in the distance. There is nothing like watching a random 3-year old kid run off alone in the dark.

The next day, I went on a Great Barrier Reef tour with Alex and Taylor. We headed out for an hour and half to Moore Reef. The tour company had a pontoon (sp?) set up at the reef. We got there and jumped into the water! It's the tail end of the "Stinger" season. That's a nice name for the season that has Box Jellyfish swimming EVERYWHERE! Box Jellyfish can be lethal! As there has never been a sighting of Box Jellyfish at this particular reef, I felt fine going in the water, but Alex and Taylor got Stinger Suits. These look just like those full body speed skating suits! Very funny!

We had an awesome time snorkelling. The 3 of us went throughout the entire zone of allowable snorkelling. We saw an awesome purple/green Parrot Fish that was about a metre long. It would chomp on the coral reef and you could hear the chomps distincly. As we headed towards the pontoon, we spotted the Scuba Divers below us. There was a camera man who was feeding this large fish named Wally and a large sea turtle. Taylor and I dove down and were able to stroke the turtles shell. We got back up to the shore, I looked down at the turtle and it was slowly heading up straight for us. "Oh my God, Oh my God, It's coming This Way!!!!" I got so excited that I had swallowed half a litre of water. I tried to keep watching the turtle but was struggling for my life. The turtle ended up surfacing and went straight into Taylor's arm. Then dove back down.

Later in the day, we went back down near the scuba divers, and spotted our turtle friend. This time we "hijacked" him. We were able to get the turtle a good 50 to 60 metres away from them. At one point, I was able to grab onto its shell and catch a free ride. Then Taylor shouts "There is two of them!!!!". Oh my god, we ran in to 2 of them. We then chased them for a little while, and then FLASH, a couple of camera shots. The Scuba Diving Cameraman found us, and was there to take "his" turtle back. We did get a couple of great photos of us with the two turtles. No one else got two turtles in their photo. Not to mention ours wasn't a fake posed picture. We were actually chasing the things. We spent the rest of our time in the water just laughing about all the fun we were having.

The rest of the trip consisted of a 20 minute glass bottom boat ride, a 20 minute semi submersed submarine ride, and 2 full lunches. Mmmmm good. It's going to be hard to ever go snorkelling again. The colourful fish, and coral, the warm water.... It was absolutely amazing!!!!!

That night, I went out for dinner with Taylor and Alex, and the rest of their Contiki Australia tour group. Another member of the NZ tour was on their tour as well. I spent the night avoiding a "crazy" guy on their tour. If you got in a conversation with him, you were stuck for the rest of the night. I actually had to be quite rude to ask him to leave a photo of the 4 of us from the NZ trip. Because of a bizarre story (tell ya later), Taylor ended up smashing me in the nose with his knee. Ouch, I don't think it's broken, but it hurts. They are now off to Alice Springs, and I'm not sure where I'm headed for the next week......

Jane, Me, Alex, Taylor, Crazy Guy

Fraser Island - Sharks, Dingos and Snakes .... Oh My!!!!

2008-04-03T09:32:00.004+08:00

I just got back yesterday from my 3 day tour of Fraser Island (The World's Biggest Sand Island). The weather was spectacular. Our tour guide said it was the best 3 days in the row they've had all summer. Can't complain there. I was a bit worried as we loaded up (crammed) into the Land Cruiser. There were 4 couples, and then myself and a Belgian girl. But it was a good mix of people and everyone had a good time. The drive up was brutal with no legroom at all. My fanny killed by the time we got to Fraser Island, so I got out to stretch it (FYI - Aussies call fanny the other end of a girl .... resulted in many fanny jokes).

Day one was spent at a secluded lake called Lake Wabby. The lake was created when a dune choked a creek. The water was very nice, and we spent the time throwing balls around and swimming in the water. We then walked the 30 minutes back to the beach along the sand dune and saw several dingos. On the way home we came across a snake on the beach. It was a venomous sea snake. As if snakes on the land aren't bad enough, this was one that spends its time in the ocean. Getting a bite from this snake would kill you in 90 seconds.

As it was so clear that night, we headed out to the beach in the pitch black and I saw the most spectacular night sky I have ever seen. The stars, and planets were glowing like never before, and was even able to spot the "Southern Cross". Our tour guide also found us some crazy jellyfish that you can rub over yourself and it makes you glow in the dark! Sleeping wasn't fun. The mattress I was on was worse than any cot I have ever slept on. I think there were metal spikes sticking into me. My roommates said I was talking in my sleep that night, but I think it was me waking up and cursing about how much pain I was in.

On Day 2, we travelled up the East Coast for the whole day. We began at Rainbow Gorge to look at different coloured sands ..... kinda reminded me of my job in the Outback. Also got to do some more Sand dune climbing, jumping, skiing, and running. Very fun. Kept my camera alive by not getting sand in it. Then stopped off at an ancient shipwreck (The Maheno). Then up to Indian Head, a lookout that allows you to spot sharks swimming below you (Picture above). No one is allowed to swim in the ocean at Fraser Island because there are so many sharks. I spotted about 10 to 15 swimming beneath us at Indian Head. The final stop of the day was at Eli Creek. You hike up to the start, and then enter the creek and float your way down. We spent a few hours there, again kicking, and throwing footy and soccer balls around. For dinner that night we had a Mexican buffet. So unbelievably good, but resulted in a bad following day for some people.

The final day we headed inland for a jungle experience. We got some real sweet 4wdriving. Everyone was impressed at my ability to sleep in a car. Even when my neck is swinging like a bungy cord and head banging off the glass. It may have just been that I got knocked out by hitting my head. We stopped off at a few more amazing lakes. One had the whitest sand I'd ever seen. I couldn't open my eyes without wearing my sunglasses. Our tour guide would take the snorkel into the lake and kept coming back with turtles. It was awesome. It was quite a fun time. Definitely worth it.

Check out the photos.

Am now chillaxing at the Brisbane Airport waiting for my flight to Cairns (aussies pronounce it "Cans"). It is the most touristy access to the Great Barrier Reef. I'm going to be there for 8 nights.

Weekend in the Sun(Rain,&Cloud)Shine Coast

2008-03-30T19:05:00.003+08:00

On Day 1, the Sunshine Coast, was the Rainy Coast, Day 2 it was the Cloudy Coast, and on Day 3 it was the SUNSHINE COAST!!!! Wahoo.

I stayed at a friend's (Sarah) place on residence at the University of the Sunshine Coast. It was a nice set up there. She's got access to two pools, a gym, a beach volleyball court, and tennis and basketball courts. The Friday night wasn't the greatest. It just rained and rained, and I ended up watching a chick flick with 7 Canadian Girls. I did go to Australia Zoo .... didn't go in, but I bussed into the parking lot.

On Saturday we headed to Mooloolaba (try saying that one) Beach for a day of fun in the cloud. Went for a quick dip in the water. It was very busy there as they had a Tri event going on. The best part of the day was Hacky Sack Yoga man. By far the most unbelievable Hacky Sacker I've ever seen. He was doing tricks that were unimaginable, then he would balance the ball on his foot and do crazy yoga moves. Unreal! The cloudy was not all bad.... it resulted in one the best sunsets I've seen in Aussieland. And, since the University is loaded with kangaroos, I was able to get my dream (Kangaroo Sunset) Photo. Although it's not bouncing, I still like it!

The Sunday was great. Sarah and I just hung out at the pool and read. The sun was shining. Then some German guys asked if I'd join in for some Beach Volleyball. Are you kidding me??? Of Course!!!! Lots of fun, until a Super-German came in. I like playing against Super players cause it forces you to play well, but when you play with one, all he wants is to smash the ball the whole time. Not a team player. Then had to say goodbye to the life of a student and head back to Brisbane, ready for the trip to Fraser Island tomorrow!

The pool with the beach volleyball court in the back ....

Uploaded photos to my photosite.

Rain Rain Go Away

2008-03-28T06:34:00.002+09:00

Leaving Brissy this morning. It's pouring rain again. Boooooo!!!!! I'm hoping the Sunshine Coast lives up to its name!

Surfer's Paradise? More Like ......

2008-03-27T16:57:00.002+09:00

Surfer's Notsonice. At least weatherwise because it was terrible today. I should have known since it was raining in Brisbane. When I got to Surfer's Paradise (2 hours south by train/bus), it was absolutely pouring.

The city is very strange. It's like a mix between Las Vegas, Honolulu, and some Theme Parkland. Highrises on the beach, casinos everywhere, and there seems to be like 10 major theme parks. I was hoping for a day at the beach, and maybe take a surfing lesson, but that didn't happen.
What saved the day was finding a Pele book at the bookstore. He's got the same birthday as me. Gotta love Pele!
I also got my flight home booked with Cathay Pacific. They are so friendly and helpful. Going to stay in HK for 16 hours and try to do some sort of day tour. We'll see how that goes!!!

Putting the Gordon Head to Brisbane

2008-03-26T18:23:00.003+09:00

Today was another fun day exploring Brisbane. However, I had a friend, Minnie, along for the trip. We worked together at the Bay and both grew up in Gordon Head! She's now doing her Masters here in Brisbane. Today was filled with fun. Botanic Gardens, Lunch at the Irish Club (nice recommendation), I booked up the rest of tour (see below), got some slurpees, walked around, hit the fake beach, headed to the Art Gallery (they took my backpack from me) and then went to the museum.

Tomorrow, I'm training down to Surfer's Paradise for the day, then Friday training North to Sunshine Coast to stay a couple nights with another former Bay co-worker. I'll then head back to Brisbane on Sunday. Then leave on a 2 night Fraser Island Tour, that brings me back to Brisbane. Then off to Cairns on the Thursday and am there for 8 nights. Fun Stuff!!!!

Sadly, the end is in sight. But the Switzerland eyes are beginning to open!!!! Will probably look into booking my Perth to Van flight in the next couple days. All the best!!!

Australia Literally!!!!! I'm Back!

2008-03-25T16:43:00.002+09:00

I'm back in Brisbane. Leaving behind beautiful New Zealand. I was happy to leave Auckland. I found it to be a bit dirty, boring and smelly. However, I was sad to leave all the friends I've made. The early morning flight was crazy, I got there 2 hours before the flight but spent about 1:30 in lineups, so the time flew by. Also, I got the Emergency Exit seat again without asking. I guess the single, tallish, young male is what they look for to put in those seats. I didn't complain. The movie was August Rush. Had never heard of it before, but was entertaining. I left Auckland at 7:30am and arrived in Brisbane at 8:00am.... a quick flight.

Brisbane is hot, and muggyish. My backpacker's is shitty. But had free wireless internet. You give a little, you get a little. That won't matter if my laptop gets stolen though. Hopefully not. Today, I just walked around the city, and now my feet hurt. I have a friend living in Brisbane, so I will hopefully meet up with her tomorrow, then maybe head to Gold Coast (Surfer's Paradise) for the day on Thursday. On Friday, I am planning to head north to Sunshine Coast, where another friend is going to Uni there. After that, things are still in the air. But will likely head to Fraser Island then fly to Cairns (Great Barrier Reef).

Nothing really funny happened today. Pics here.

North Island Part 2

2008-03-22T19:30:00.000+09:00

Day 12

Before leaving Rotorua, we stopped off at the Agrodome to watch a sheep show. Yeah!!! It was very entertaining, especially when we did comical things with the sheep’s wool. The highlight was when one of our more “senior” tour members was sprayed by cow’s milk and then she tried to steal a lamb. Very funny. Off we headed on our way to Waitomo, the site of limestone caves. On the way, we found a shop that had a beach cricket set. SCORE!!!! Myself, an aussie bloke and a Japanese girl had a thrilling cricket match before we set off for our Caving Adventures. I participated in the Blackwater Rafting. It was actually just tubing in the pitch black in an ice cold cave. We did have wet suits and headlights. The craziest parts were that we had to jump down waterfalls, you just put the tube on your butt, hold your breath, and jump backwards. The guides actually helped with a push. I’ll put up some photos of the caving in general. Unfortunately, the CD with our groups photos didn’t work properly.

The most bizarre part of this day was going to see a rabbit get shaved. You’ll have to check out the photos to believe it, but they tie the rabbit up just like Mel Gibson in Braveheart (no blue face paint). They then go crazy with the shavers!

Day 13

Due to a fun pizza party the night (it was technically the last day for all of us north islanders), I forgot my Beach Cricket set at the hotel in Waitomo. D’oh! It was going to be fun in the bay of Islands. We dropped off the 10 or so leaving us in Auckland and headed to Pahia or something like that. I’m just calling it Bay of Islands. This was one of those long drives and no photos days. The weirdest part though was that we dropped off 10, but picked up 30 as another Contiki tour was starting as ours finished. Lots of new people to meet. To make up for the lost cricket set, we purchased a soccer ball, and kicked it around. At the same time, the sand flies came out and destroyed my legs. Great.

Day 14.

The fun day at the Bay of Islands. Myself, and about 5 other from the OLD group took part in an all day Dolphin/Catamaran extravaganza. There were many more NEW people as well. Part 1 was the Dolphin watching, we cruised for a couple hours before finally spotting a couple dolphins. We had the option of swimming with them at a cost of $30. If you hit the water, you had to pay. I was in my swim trunks, and thinking about it, but unsure as the dolphins did not seem very friendly. 3 friends from the OLD group got wet suited up and were all ready to give it a go, however, 18 people had already jumped in (that was the max allowed at one time). What happened next was extraordinary. The dolphins went left, the dolphins, went right, the dolphins went out far …. The people just didn’t move. Only one guy actually started swimming anywhere, and funnily enough the dolphins actually swam up and with him. No one else even got to see the dolphins while they were in the water. That’s 17 x $30. They didn’t let a second group go as the dolphins were not friendly enough.

Part 2 was the much better part. It was a cruise/lunch on a wicked catamaran. All we did was lounge around drinking beer and wine, and having a great time. One german dude hit the booze hard with his bro and picked up a $120 tab. We docked for two hours at one of the islands and snorkeled, explored, kayaked, and Donuted (inner tube behind a boat). Very fun time. That night was the last night for our group. So sad.

Day 15
Left the Bay of Islands, and made it to Auckland. Auckland is dirty and smelly. Not a huge fan so far. I went to the wrong backpackers as there are 2 with the same name in a 5 block radius. The afternoon was spent with some of us old group members lying in a park.

Post tour….. on Saturday (today for me), several of us tour members ferried over to Waiheake (sp?) Island and spent the day bussing around and lounging on the beach. A very fun day.

Updated more photos again.....

North Island .... Part 1

2008-03-21T14:39:00.002+09:00

technically done the tour now .... just catching up on things

Day 8 (I think)
This was another long travel day. We got a new tour manager in Christchurch (wahoo), and headed off for our adventure in the North Island. Along the way we hit some beautiful roads, and got out at a few gorgeous beaches. We then made it to the InterIslander (the ferry that crosses the Sound between the North and South Island). Contiki doesn’t put there busses on the ferry, they just unload one tour at the port, and then load the other tour going in the reverse direction. Our group got out, and then cleared our luggage into a van for the ferry. Then the other tour group’s manager started putting their tour’s luggage in the coach. Then for some strange reason 5 of our people on the tour starting helping this manager load the coach. I admit, that I did not help, as I was the only person who realized that the ENTIRE other tour group was standing about 10 yards away just watching their luggage get put in by another group. I was dumbfounded at how stupid these people were.

The ferry over was cool. There appeared to be 10 decks on the ship. Or as were announced by the kiwi crew … “dicks”. “Liferafts and jackets can be found on Dick 6 but not Dick 7”. The ferry had 2 movie theatres, a pub, a nice cafeteria, and some wicked Lookouts. I had bought a box of Froot Loops a few days earlier, so I went for a bowl of cereal. Just follow your Nose!

We arrived in Wellington around 5:30, and I quickly headed off in search to meet up with Thea, a friend from University. It was nice to have a break from the tour, I was going to call it an early night as I still wasn’t feeling well, but thought I would stop at the restaurant where the group was having dinner to see what was going on. I’m still quite shocked about this place. First, the bouncer looked like he was ready to tackle me when I tried to walk in ….. I then asked if “Contiki” were still there, he smiled and welcomed me in to the strip show that was going on. Even more disturbing than that were these male predators. There were about 10 to 15 guys prowling around from girl to girl, or in some cases guy to guy, or guy to girl, with the goofy “I want to have sex with you tonight” smile. I think I got hit on about 5 times, and one guy gave me his number. I only kept it because he somehow wrote it on a coupon from one free dinner at the restaurant. Anyhow, there were a few moments where we really had to push them off. At one point one got so aggressive he knocked a girl’s drink over, and shattered the glass on the table. Kiwis seem not to know that No, means NO!!!

Day 9

Sleep in !!!! Wahoo, first one so far on the trip. This day was an All Wellington affair. I met up with Thea late in the morning and she took me up the hills to her office building. She works for the Metservice (Meteorologist), so the building is in a wicked location, with awesome views. Then went down through Wellington’s Botanic Gardens, past the Beehive (Parliament Buildings), then along the Harbour for lunch watching the Dragon Boat Races. We then got tickets (scalper tickets) for a NZ vs England Cricket match. We sat with the Barmy Army. The English fans that spend their lives following the tricket. Barmy means Mental, and let’s just say that is a fair name for these fans. There were some wicked costumes: Spiderpig, batman, and robin, dresses, ginger spice, seargent peppers. They also had cheers for every situation (ex. Cute girl walking by with ugly boyfriend ….. they spontaneously break out into “Is she really going out with him?”). Most fun I’ve ever had at any sporting event. I forgot there was even a cricket match on.

Wellington was a really awesome city. I could have easily spent a week there. It’s got a small San Francisco look to it. All I need to find is an Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse. Oh man, a beach boys song just came on at the hotel right this second. Makes me think of the Beach Boys episode. Ok, Cut it Out.

Day 10

Wellington to Taupo. Yadda yadda, driving again, stopped on the road to see Mt Doom. They love their Lord of the Rings here. Not too much exciting going on at Lake Taupo. Myself and one of the girls participated in a Lake Hole In One challenge, with a floating green. We failed. The night was filled with an Irish Pub of course. In prep for tomorrow. Then off to the Karaoke. We brought the house down performing S Club 7 …. “everybody get down tonight”.

Day 11

On to my favourite day. Or at least what was supposed to be my favourite day. Surprise surprise. We actually stopped on the 1 hour drive from Lake Taupo to Rotorua at Huka Falls. Only 5 of us actually walked out to the falls. That was strange. We then headed to the Zorb at Rotorua. Zorbing consists of going inside a plastic bubble and then rolling down a hill. You can either get strapped in, or go in with no harnassess, but lots of water. There are also two tracks, a straight downhill one, and a zig zag one. This was the #1 thing I wanted to do in NZ. Unfortunately, as I was signing up and clicking off disclaimers, you are not allowed to with heart conditions, yadda yadda, other sicknesses, or if you’ve ever dislocated your shoulder. Technically I was still allowed to go down the straight one, as long as I lay on my back and didn’t move the whole trip down, but the risk was in my own hands. Or shoulder. They also mentioned that they frequently have people dislocate their shoulders in the Zorb. Great! I decided that 8 months of pain wasn’t worth it for 5 seconds of fun.

It’s too Luge to Apologize. So after the disappointment of zorbing, some of us headed to the Luge tracks. This was absolutely the funniest thing ever. First off we painted our faces green (St Patty’s Day), and then we raced down the tracks at break neck speeds. There were a few running of people off the road, and some wicked collisions. It was absolutely awesome.

Rotorua smells like Rotten Eggs. In Rotorua, I went to get some alcohol, and got refused for the first time in my life. And that was even with my ID. I didn’t have my passport though. It may not have helped that I still had green face paint on from St Patty’s Day. Persistence paid off when I tried again, and got refused again, this time at a grocery store. Fortunately I got the lineup on my side and they caved.

The night was fun. We had a cultural Maori performance at a traditional site …. The Hotel Lobby. It was a lot of fun. Lots of yelling, and spinning sticks. I got up on stage with some of the other guys and performed the Haka. After dinner we headed for a room party, then off to the local Polynesian spas for some warm tubbage action. A very fun day.

Continuing to add photos to my photosite
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South Island Almost Complete 2

2008-03-15T14:14:00.003+09:00

I wrote this 2 days ago .... now in Wellington. will try to do an update on today later, but this wouldn't post 2 days ago, so will post now.....

More Day 5

So I lied. I didn’t go luging after all. We made it to the start of the gondola, but came across a sign that read “You can’t leave the town without making a stop at the city”. It was such a good slogan …. And it was the slogan for a mini golf place that we just had to go check it out. It turns out that it was the most creative and amazing minigolf that I’ve ever seen. So much detail, so many options. A ski hill, a roller coaster, and a candy factory were just a few of the main highlights that we saw. The funny thing about it was that it required no skill at all as you just hammered the ball into a hole and then the ball would go in one of 3 tubes, and then you’d end up in bizarre places….

We got back to the lodge a little lateish. Just after 8 and went to order our pizzas (it was a special pizza night for contiki people), but they were out of pizza???? How do you run out of pizza? All you need is dough, tomato sauce and cheese.

Day 6

Oh geez, Back to the driving. Let’s see, we head off at 7:30, and drive for 2 hours, stop for 30 minutes. Drive for 3 more hours. Stop for 5 minutes, Drive for 2 more hours until we reach Fox Glacier. I decided to do a Heli-hike. We were helicoptered up the glacier in stunning fashion. The pilot was banking very hard to the left, then very hard to the right, and then headed straight for a cliff before lifting at the last second it was quite exhilarating. I had some pretty good spills, and the song "I keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding" became my song for the glacier hike.

Day 7

Just driving from Franz Josef to Christchurch. Very boring day. The tour manager was in a hissy mood. He wouldn't play any dvd's for us. It's his last day. New one for the north island tomorrow.

For the last 4 days I haven’t been feeling the best. Most noticeable is that I have lost my voice. I kinda sound like Super Dave when I talk. Also have quite the cough and cold. I never suffered any kind of cold in my 7 months in Australia, what’s the deal?

2008-03-11T11:25:00.001+09:00

Day 1

After the exciting trip back to Christchurch, we officially began the tour. By that I mean we drove and drove and drove and drove. So far the South Island is lot like British Columbia and the Yukon. Mountains, oceans, forests …. Etc etc. We had a look at the Southern Options (skydiving, bungy jumping, helicopter rides, etc etc) and had to make our selections. Tough to do on the first day. We stopped in a town with the World’s Largest Jersey. No one was interested enough to actually see it. Then off to a few of the major lakes. Lake Tekapo, Lake Ohau. We spent the night at a lodge on Lake Ohau. There was ping pong, pool, drinks and party time as we all broke the ice. Quite literally. Well not really.

It’s an interesting group of people. It is dominated by English people. Quite a few Americans, Australians, and Brazilians. A couple Japanese, Scots, and Singaporeans. I’m the only Canadian, and I think there is an Austrian.

Day 2

Did I mention long drive??? Well this was another one. Lake Ohau to Milford Sound. About 6 solid hours of driving Yeah! The scenery was quite spectacular, especially the “Homer Tunnel” that we passed through before the quick descent to the Sound (actually a Fjord). We went for an overnight cruise in Milford Sound. The weather was absolutely terrible. Cold, windy and rainy. Although the rain did create some nice waterfalls!!! We went on a little tour of the sound. The fjord was spectacularly breathtaking. We were able to get on kayaks and paddle around. Some people spotted penguins. Since we got soaked from the rain while kayaking, myself, and a few of the girls decided to jump off the boat into the ocean. Let’s just say the water was FREEZING. You don’t realize how fast you can swim until you go in cold water. Fortunately there were showers on board the boat. The luke warm temperature felt like burning.

Day 3

More Driving? You bet ya! We went the same route back from Milford Sound to Queenstown. Another solid 4+ hours of driving. Before actually reaching Queenstown, we stopped at AJ Hackett Bungy jump to cheer the brave souls that went for the first jump. It was quite entertaining. Our Lodge in Queenstown had a wicked hot tub with an even better view. After an evening hot tub session, the group went up the Gondola to overlook of the city for a group dinner. Then followed up the dinner with a dance party at one of the night clubs.

Day 4

No Driving!!! Well just a little. To get to the site of the Routeburn track where several of us went on a 6 hour hike. It was quite fun. There were a couple Canadian girls along the trek to, so everyone bonded well. After the hike, it was more hot tubbing, followed by dinner at the Lodge. Then, it was off to Minus 5. An bar made entirely of ice. I went up and bought my ticket. The ticket was handed to me, and I put it in my wallet so I wouldn’t lose it. The cashier then gave my change back to me, noticed I didn’t have a ticket, and gave me another one. I was then able to pass that on to one of the girls for a free trip into the bar. The bar was cold. Too warm up, we had a dance party at the pub across the street. It got very heated.

Day 5

Today. This morning I decided to go extreme and do something I’ve never done before …..

Horse Back Riding. Myself and two guys from the tour went to a local stable and saddle up. Did someone say Brokeback Mountain … the Thrillogy? “I wish I could quit you”. That was quite fun. I got put in the back of the line and was stuck behind a slow horse that farted. Everytime I got my horse moving fast and trying to pass, the horse in front would cut me off. All day long it was intense battle. I finally passed it, and then the Guide said I had to go to the back. Lame.

That’s all so far for the day. Some of us are planning to go up the gondola again to do some Luging. Then back to the hotel for a party session. I’ve been a bit sick. I think it might have been the freezing cold temperatures of Milford Sound’s water. Tomorrow we leave Queenstown to go to Franz Josef. I’m planning to do a Heli-hike up on the Fox Glacier. After that it is back to Christchurch for a night. I’ll try to get some photos uploaded that day (Thursday night NZ time) from the Xchurch library. Then it’s off to the North Island. I have one friend I went to university with who now lives in Wellington. So I will hopefully get a chance to meet up with her for a little bit.

Boyd Out.

On Tour!!! First Stop .... Christchurch???

2008-03-07T05:23:00.002+09:00

I just started the Contiki tour, and unbeknownst to me. The first stop was .... well .... Christchurch. How can that be a stop when we are already there??? I guess some people got in last night, and the meeting point was outside the city, so they get an hour to roam around. I on the other hand have seen what I need to see, so internet time!

I'm a little tired as our room played several "Sleeping Games" last night. No, there was no FREEEEEZE, but we did play the animal game and the country game. You name an animal, and then the next person has to name one with the last letter of the previous one. There were 4 British girls (Britches .... they liked that!) and a Yukon guy. We were up til about 3 with that one. Good times.

On a positive note, it is sunny and supposed to break 20 C today. Wahoo. On the road to the Lake Ohua in 30 minutes. By for now!

What a Relief .... to see Relief!

2008-03-05T15:41:00.003+09:00

I'm HOME!!!!

Or at least it feels that way. It was quite exhilirating to see real mountains from the plane. It has been a while! Christchurch is very much like Victoria. It's got about the same population, the same English charm in the downtown, the smell of flowers everywhere ... AND .... IT's POURING RAIN!! The temperature was around 18 this afternoon. In Australia, I'd be freezing, but for some reason it's quite comfortable here. Another thing I noticed was the intensity of the sun (it was out when I first arrived) was nowhere near that of Ozland.

I went for a bit of a stroll around the block in the hour or so I had before it rained. It's not a long walk anywhere. I ended up in the Botanic Gardens and they had an Excellent display of Dahlias!!! G-man would be in Heaven!!!

Some Photos of Christchurch here

The backpackers I'm staying at has wireless internet at $15 / day. Are you freaking kidding me!!!! That's $450 / month. I could understand $5/day but that is a little steep if you ask me. I then remembered what Matt Finn had told me when he first moved to Perth. "If you want free internet, go to the Library". So I crossed the street, literally! Just a 2 minue walk, and into the library, and voila, FREE INTERNET! I'm Liking Christchurch Already. Hopefully this library strategy will work throughout the trip.

For those of you trying to figure out what time it is here (Dad) ... I am 21 hours ahead of you. Or you can just add a Day, and subract three. Right now it is 7:45PM on Wednesday for me, and 10:45PM on Tuesday for you! .... Go get me started when Day Light Savings Changes though ...

New Zealand Literally!

2008-03-05T05:00:00.001+09:00

Holy Christchurch! I'm leaving the Land Down Under to go to A Land Even More Under. I guess I should now change the name of this site to something more Kiwi-ish, but that just takes too much time. I've been in Oz for almost 7 months now, and am looking forward to seeing a new country. I'll be doing a 15 day tour of New Zealand. I start in X-Church (christchurch) before heading to Milford Sound in the south of the South Island. Then head to Queenstown before heading to Wellington in the North Island. I continue up north to other towns: Rotorua, Waitomo, Bay of Islands, and then finish in Auckland, where I will spend my Easter Long Weekend. I'm really going to need that Long Weekend. Travelling is very tiresome.

Last Night, Russell Peters was Great. He had the place in stitches. Also performing were Jo Cor and Ahmed Ahmed.

My 3 internet will no longer be available to me until I get to Brisbane, so I probably won't be updating very much, and may not get pics up for a couple weeks. I'll have to track down some wireless locations. Starbucks anyone?

"Be A Man .... Do The Right Thing!"

2008-03-04T09:42:00.002+09:00

Updating from Melbourne. The last couple days have been good. I headed with Claude to watch some pro beach volleyball at South Melbourne beach on Sunday. It was very good. Explored downtown a little. Find out there was another Canadian in my room from Toronto. He used to play OHL for the Mississauga Ice Dogs (i think) and played with Jason Spezza. Don Cherry was the coach for a little as well. He hated him. I didn't impress him by my performance with Scoff's Hockey Shop in Grade 6.

On Monday, I woke up to a great surprise. An early morning Blackhawks vs Canucks game. There is nothing like sleeping in bed listening to the Hawks destroy Vancouver. So good. Then I got up and headed back downtown. Someone gave me this "Free Edge Experience" ticket on top of Eureka Tower. Eureka Tower is the world's tallest residential complex, and I went up to the lookout on the 88th floor. It took about 30 seconds to get to the top, and the guides said it was the fastest elevator in the world. Personally, I found the elevators at BC Hydro to have faster acceleration. Anyway, this Edge Experience thing was absolutely ridiculous. You go into this glass cube, but they tint the windows so you can't see out. They then put on some sound effects and the cube moves out over the "edge". Then a big CRASH (sound effects), and you can see out the glass. Yes it was cool to be able to look straight down, but it wasn't like it was entirely glass. There were beams that made up about 60% of the floor. No cameras were allowed in so that they could take your picture and charge you $15. Sometimes things just get way too touristy, even for a tourist. Seeing the city from above was still pretty cool.

The Edge
Later that evening I met up with Holly (friend from Perth in town for a few days) and a couple of her friends for a night on the town. I think we went to a Chinese, Vietanese, and Malaysian. A great combo!

Today, I'm going to take it pretty easy. Do some washing. Get my gear together for the flight tomorrow to Christchurch. Later tonight, I got tickets to an Indo-Canadian comic named Russell Peters. He is playing about a 3 minute walk from my hostel. Very convenient. Should be a fun night. "Be a Man, Do the Right Thing"

Added a few more pics of The Edge and Eureka tower to the Melbourne Pics

Mel-boring

2008-03-01T19:54:00.002+09:00

Well not quite .... it's very interesting in Melbourne. My first night at the backpackers in St Kilda was very interesting. Hahahaha, I just think back and laugh.

Anyway. Spent the day hiking around the city and parks with the last person I still see from my Adelaide to Melbourne tour. The guy's name is Claude and he's a 40 something guy from Switzerland. Not too much exciting, saw the Australian Open stadium, the Melbourne Cricket Grounds (unfortunately we missed a cricket match last night and footy match at Telstra dome as well. "d'oh".) Also checked out the Botanical Gardens, and walked through the city. Melbourne is very artsy fartsy. Everywhere you look there is a unique statue or building. It's quite nice.

Tonight I saw sunset at the beach at St. Kilda, came back for a few beers, and may go back down to the backpacker pub for a few more. There is a toga party, so the girls are looking very nice.

I'll start updating photos on a Melbourne Page.....haven't done much yet though

Where were going, we don't need any roads!

2008-02-29T21:10:00.003+09:00

Just arrived this evening into Melbourne after my 3 day adventure on the Great Ocean Road. It was an interesting tour with 24 people. I really had no idea what to expect with a lot of it and enjoyed all the fun surprises. Leaving Adelaide we seemed to drive, stop for toilets, and drive for a good 6 to 7 hours. One quick stop was to look at white kangaroos. Sweet! Once we hit our first stop, I was anxious to get moving. It was Mount Hollow in Grampian National Park. I took off and climbed the mountain in no time. It turns out, I was supposed to wait to go up with the group. Woops!!!! Got in a little trouble with that one. Still a gorgeous view. Later on we did some driving through to Mackenzie Falls, then to Reed's Lookout and then settled for the night at Hall's Gap.

Day 2, Thursday was by far the best day. Again, we headed up another mountain lookout "The Pinnacle". This time I waited for the group, and tried to stay in the middle of the pack. Tried that is. I don't think I've mentioned yet, but it's been freezing cold (15 C and windy). I had my toque along for the ride at it was a blessing as the top of the Pinnacle was very cold, and it started rainy pretty good on the way down. A few of us took bails, including myself. Ouch!

The next part of the day was the best as we got to "The Great Ocean Road". In the words of Tony the Tiger, it was "GREEAAAT!!!!". My favourite place was at Gibson's Steps. A location where a fisherman cut steps out the limestones a 100 years ago to allow for beach access. Words can't really describe this part of the trip. It was just that good! Later that night we stayed in a town called Princetown. Population 10. But in true Aussie style, they did have a pub. The BBQ consisted of 3 mysterious meets. Yum! Then off to the 12 Apostles to view the sunset, that never occured.

Today, Friday, we started out by heading to Otway Fly. Another tree top walk that was similar to the one JP, Laura and I did in Walpole in December at the Valley of the Giants. The Otway one was not as good. The forest did remind me a lot of home as it was a cool temperate rain forests. It brought tears to my eyes. But that might have been because I was FREEZING cold! Lunch was at Apollo Bay, a nice beach town. There I was able to check the internet to find out Marty Havlat was injured again. The hawks should have traded him. After that was Part 2 of the Great Ocean Road. Not quite as stunning as the Limestone cliffs of the previous day, but still quite nice. On the way we stopped to check out some wild koalas. They were actually moving! Which is a rare site in the wild. We then stopped in at a famous surf beach, Bell's Beach. Then on to Torquay!!!! No, not the elementary school, but the surf town. Australians pronounce it Tor-kee, but I stuck with my roots, Tor-Kay. There we "shopped" for an hour at the Surf Outlet store. That part was very boring.

Finally we chugged along through the traffic in Geelong and hit the mayhem that is Melbourne at about 6:30 pm. I'm staying in a backpackers in St. Kilda, which is 20 minutes by tram to the southeast of the city. I like the backpackers so far. It's a little messy, but there are heaps of cute girls, and cheap beers. That's a winning combination.

Check out the uploaded pics:
Grampian Mountains
Great Ocean Road

Not sure what I'm going to do tomorrow. I'll just wing it!

Hockey and Glenelg

2008-02-26T21:24:00.002+09:00

I got to watch my first hockey game (non-webcam feed from Victoria) in Australia. It was Buffalo vs Philly. I watched the first 2 periods at the Woolrych's and then OT and the Shootout outside some sports bar that I happened to walk by. Peter Forsberg signed with the Avalanche .... I now HATE those stinking Avalanche. Trade Deadline is just a few hours away. I can't wait to wake up tomorrow. (Early start for my great Ocean Road tour. Have to be there at 6:15am .... EEEEK!)

The rest of today was spent Tramming it down to Glenelg beach to catch some rays, waves, and babes! Didn't really do a very good job at any of those; however, it was nice to see with beach with the sun shining, and people swimming. The sand was still littered with sea weed ..... but that's the way Cottesloe was when I first arrived for the first few months. The highlight on the trip back was a person (probably disabled) yelling at the conductor to get the tram moving "goddamit". "next stop please ... next stop please". We all had a good laugh. The tram has to stop for red lights so it takes about 30 minutes to go from city to beach.

Ok.... time for bed. What superstar will be a Chicago Blackhawk tomorrow????

More pics added to Adelaide folder and some more added yesterday for Barossa Valley

Likely won't hav internet for the next few days.....

Danny Briere skating in for the winning goal
The pier at Glenelg Beach
South Glenelg and Brighton Beach
Methinks this pig has the greatest name ever!!!!! HORATIO!

Barossa Valley

2008-02-25T19:16:00.002+09:00

I headed on a tour of the Barossa Valley today. The highlight was seeing the World's Largest Rocking Horse .... well not really. It kinda sucked as it didn't rock, literally. The tour was great though, it was a little tough early on as I was last to be picked up, so I missed all the intros, and was sitting off on my own. But the crowd was pretty good, and once the wine got flowing things kicked up! It didn't hurt that 3 of the people were Irish. Gotta love the Irish!!! The meal we had was ridiculously delicious. I think it was a 4 course meal. It was a tour worth taking.

World's Biggest Rocking Horse
Barossa Valley
Some of the Young Ones at Whispering Wall
I slipped and was hanging on for dear life!

Adelaide's Botanic Garden ... I thought I took some pictures ....

2008-02-24T20:26:00.003+09:00

My 3 internet is acting up as usually. When I go on for 5 minutes it says I use 150 MB when it should just be 5MB. Very frustrating, but typical of 3 ....... :( .... what's the angry face icon?

It was still a little cool and cloudy for most of the day, but the sun did finally peak through in the afternoon. Today, I explored the city and the Botanic Gardens. It was very enjoyable as their was no where at the Gardens because they were all at a V8 Race Car event known as Clipsol. Downtown was heaps of fun as well, especially when I came across a trashy pig. The highlight of the day was losing my camera in downtown Adelaide. Can you say WOOPS!!!! I had gone to the visitor centre to look into booking a tour for tomorrow and ended up leaving it there. Problem was, they had locked the door as I left (meaning they were now 20 minutes closed). Fortunately, enough pounding on the glass door, and panicked face were enough to have someone left me in, and there it was sitting on the ground next to the counter. Lucky me.

I did end up booking a tour for tomorrow. I'm going to head to the Barossa Valley (Australia's largest wine region) for a tour, and a few samples. There is also lunch in the equation too. Wahoo!

Added more pics to the Adelaide page. Link is in the previous post .....

The Rose Garden with the Rainforest building in the background
Not the most beautiful flower in the world....
Oink Oink .... Piggy looking for my camera.
Popeye (the boat) on the River Torrens with a foot bridge above.

Adelaide-hee-hoo!!!!!!

2008-02-23T17:03:00.002+09:00

I had a comfortable flight from Perth to Adelaide thanks to the Virgin Blue guy for putting me in the Emergency Exit seat. I spent the flight worrying that it was my responsibility to save everyone in the event of an accident, but I did so with extra leg room. Oh yah. When I arrived, Adelaide was cold, wet, and very very windy. I thought this was the middle of summer?

Adelaide has a nice charm to it. The downtown is built with parklands completely surrounding it. The River Torrens rages (note below picture), through the centre. The thing that amazed me most so far is that I've had cars stop, not once, or twice, but thrice!!!! for me to cross the street. I think that happened two times in my 6 months in Perth. Nice to be around polite people that aren't trying to run me over!

A friend I met in Perth, Tom, has his parents (The Woolrych's) in Adelaide. They have been kind enough to let me stay at their place for the first couple of days, and they showed me around on Saturday. On Friday night, it was party at the local pub, and then one of their friends took me to the CBD for some fun at the Belgian Beer Cafe (that has a good ring to it). I got arrested!!!! But that was a good thing ;)

As mentioned, the Woolrych's took me around to some of the city sights. I went to the markets where I saw fruits and vegetables for absurd prices. Red peppers for $2/kg. In Perth they were $14!!!!!! I could live here just for the fruit. Also headed to Glenelg Beach (above photo), but it's still quite chilly (22C), and stormy, so the beach was not looking it's best. Since Adelaide is fairly small, it only takes 20 to 30 minutes to go from beach to the mountains, so I was then taken up to Mount Lofty to see the view from the hills. Very nice!

I'll put some more photos up at the Adelaide Link

Last Day in Perth

2008-02-21T22:59:00.001+09:00

Today was my last day in Perth. Tomorrow I fly out to Adelaide. It was a little bitter sweet. I'm excited to get travelling and to see the east coast of Oz and NZ, but it's tough leaving all the friends and fun of Perth behind. The good news is that I still have to fly out of Perth on my way back home, so I'll be back!

Pics Uploaded

2008-02-18T20:12:00.002+09:00

I uploaded some more pics from Mom and Dad's visit to Perth. They are a bit of of order, but that just makes it more fun!
Perth Pics
Rottnest Pics.

Brissy Bound

2008-02-16T22:34:00.002+09:00

I took Mom and Dad to the airport early this morning (Saturday) and have gotten word from them that they have arrived ok in Brisbane! They are planning to get to Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo tomorrow, then to Fraser Island for several days after that.

For their final day in Perth yesterday, we started out with the usual trip to the beach. Cottesloe in the morning. The weather was not the best. Only about 30 C and cloudy. Also a bit wavey. After that we headed to the CBD (downtown) of Perth to have lunch. It gave Mom and Dad a chance to see that people actually do go to the city as the two previous trips through have been completely deserted (Thursday @ 6:30PM and Saturday at 8:15AM).

After that, we went home and then back to City Beach. We hung out for several hours there, and finally the sun came out and Dad and I went in to some crashing waves. I came down with a bad case of Salt-Water-In-Nose Syndrome. This only happens during the stormy days. But when you lie down to go to bed, I guess the water shifts, and just starts pouring out. It's quite hilarious, and very annoying.

That puts a wrap to the Mom and Dad adventures in Perth. I'll put some links up when I get more photos up on the web.

The English Court in Perth
Catching some air on my board
Dad and I in the big waves.

PS, I Love You Perth

2008-02-14T22:36:00.003+09:00

My favourite holiday of all .... Valentine's Day .... YEAH!!!! There is no one better to spend it with than Don & Sandi in Perth. :)

Today we headed up north along the Sunset Coast Drive, and made our first stop at Mettam's Pool at Marmion Marine Park. It has some of the best snorkelling along the Perth coast. Sadly, the waves were kicking up pretty good, even in the morning, so it wasn't very good at all. That's alright, just hang out on the beach instead. I think I was the only person aged between 2 and 35 years old.

After Mettam's Pool we drove further north to the Quay at Hillary's Boat Harbour, had some lunch, then crossed the street to AQWA (Aquarium of Western Australia). Inside we saw some pretty sweet fish: Sting Rays, Sharks, Jellyfish, Octopus, Turtles, etc etc.

This is a cross between a Sea Horse and Sea Weed. It's known as the Leafy Sea Dragon. Some very good camouflage!

Little did Dad know, but the chameleon-like Donfish was sneaking up behind him! LOOK OUT!

The best part of the tour was the underwater moving walkway. We spent about 30 minutes in here just watching the sharks, turtles and rays. Very cool having a shark swim right towards you. The moving walkway was a little sketchy and we all came down with minor cases of vertigo. For one young boy, it wasn't minor. "Smells like someone just chucked" said one teenage boy passing by. I saw it happen, and it was gross.

One of the grey nurse sharks stalking it's prey.

I thought it would be fun to go pet a crocodile statue..... I then realized it was not a statue at all and the croc chomped down on my arm. Not too much left of the right one, but I always wanted to write with my left hand.

FOUND YOU NEMO!

On the way home we stopped off at City Beach. The sea breeze had kicked in, so the waves were rougher than Mom and Dad had seen yet. The beach was also filled with people under 25 ..... which is always a welcoming sight.

For Valentine's Day we went for a romantic drive to King's Park, which turned into a traffic nightmare. Something was going on in the Park, but there was no where to park, so we parked that idea, and headed to other parts of King's Park .... did I mention we saw Richard Park? The outdoor moonlight cinema was also packed with as the movie "PS, I Love You" was playing. We stood outside the fence but still had an unobstructed view of the cinema for 10 minutes. A Chick Flick times 10.

For more pics from when I went to AQWA in October click here

Back in Perth .... King's Park, Perth Zoo, North Cott

2008-02-13T22:00:00.003+09:00

Back in Perth now. We hired a car .... Australians don't say rent, and headed off for stop #1, King's Park. Dad just now "King's Park was the highlight of the day". "Beautiful Place". So much easier than writing my own stuff. "Must be so beautiful when the flowers are in bloom" says mom. Dad replies, "So clean, and nobody there". Ok, now there are digital camera battery issues. The conversation has changed.

Today was extremely hot, and may have been the hottest I've felt in Perth. It got really muggy in the early afternoon after we got to the zoo. It was so hot, the area that usually holds 20 kangaroos bouncing around you was deserted. Mom and Dad didn't even realize we were IN the kangaroo pen. Then you could start spotting them in the bushes or under the trees. The only one we saw moving was one that got up, dug a bit of a hole, and then collapsed inside. If the kangaroos weren't active, I didn't hold much hope for the koalas. Koalas usually spend over 20 hours sleeping. On a day like today, I reckon that increases to 25 hours. Other highlights from the zoo were an orangutan with a little baby hanging from it's stomach, and much like the Tortoises in Taronga, we saw some Madagascaran Turtles going at it. At least somewhat. It looked like 2 of them were trying to mount 2 others that didn't want them to mount. So it just turned into a never ending circle. "What are they doing Daddy?" asks a little girl. "I think they are playing the Merry Go Round Game".

As it was so hot, we headed to North Cottesloe beach for a dip in the ocean. Usually in the evenings the sea breeze kicks in, and it's too windy, too wavey, and just not fun to be at the beach. Not tonight. It was calm as. Unfortunately the sunset left more to be desired. But still a fun day.

Some photos below ......

Mom and Dad at King's Park overlooking the city
Parents in the Tree Top Walk in King's Park
A Koala getting some rest from the heat .... or just being a koala
Orangutan with a baby .... notice it hanging on for dear life.
Donny watching the calm ocean, waiting for the sun to go down.
A nice photo of the three of us .... unfortunately a low set of clouds over Rotto prevented a gorgeous sunset.

The Rottnest Experience

2008-02-12T21:42:00.000+09:00

Mom, Dad and I had a successful trip to Rottnest Island for 4 days. As usual, the beaches were out of this world, the biking was breathtaking, and the quokkas were KRAZY! For those who don't know, Rottnest Island is carless (except for Buses, a police car, and some luggage transport vans), so you just bike around everywhere without a care in the world. The beaches are WORLD CLASS!!!

We spotted Dolphins (not sharks …. There is always that split second moment where you have to decide which one it is) in both Fremantle and in the Basin. At the Basin they were just 20 metres from shore, and if I had my swimwear on, I would have been out swimming with them in no time.

Dad giving the thumbs up at Longreach Bay

Booking accommodation for Rottnest is very difficult. Accommodation goes on sale 1 year in advance, and is sold out within days. To find a place to stay, you need to hope for a cancellation. Fortunately, I found one for the 3 nights when Mom and Dad were here. Unfortunately, it was at the Army Barracks. The place used to house the Australian Army from the 1930s to 1960s and has now been turned into a Youth Hostel. We stayed in the “Seargent’s Quarters”, so we had our own bathroom, but you do need to bring your own sheets and pillow cases. Saturday night was absolute mayhem. There is a “No Alcohol” rule at the Barrack’s, but in Australia that’s like saying there is a “No Swimming” rule at a local beach. It just doesn’t happen. I slept fine that night, but supposedly there was some good screaming sessions, Happy Birthdays, and at one point a couple were threatening to kill each other. The police came 3 times! Fun times. We then lined up at the Mess Hall for Sunday Breakfast. Then it was off to march and do drills. Left, Left, Left, Right, Left ….. I mean off to bike and swim.

Mom checking out the water at Bickley Bay

Rock Formations at Phillip Point
Crested Turns at Phillip Point

Quokka Rules

There are 2 sides to Rottnest Island. The DAY, which is run by humans biking the paths, swimming in the ocean, sunbathing on the beach, drinking in the pub, and laughing all day long. However at NIGHT, it’s Quokka Rules. They magically appear and take over the entire island. Hopping, bouncing, scrimmaging and crapping everywhere! Much like death and taxes, so too is stepping in Quokka Pool. There is just so much, that it is inevitable that you will get some on your sandals.

Sunset over Longreach Bay

The Rottnest Bus

At Little Salmon Bay, Dad and I watched a huge scrum of fish picking away at a dead octopus. It was quite large, and quite interesting. They had a snorkel tour here where you dove down and could read these underwater plaques, and then follow the trail. It was the best snorkelling of the trip.

Bikes Outside Little Salmon Bay

Sance Armstrong rocking it on the bike.

Dad came down with TB. Nope, not Tuberculosis …. Tired Bum. It was a little contagious, but Mom and I didn’t get it anywhere near as bad.

Death Spider .... not entirely sure if it's venomous, but it was a good 3 to 4 inches long, and the spider web look thick enough to capture a small bird. This thing gave me the heeby pajeebies.

A plane flying in to the Rottnest Airstrip

The view at Oliver Hill Lookout

The Mega-Cannon at Oliver Hill .... to protect against the Japs in WWII

Mom and Dad having a swim at the Basin

I introduced Dad to many of the cheap Aussie Beers. At the pub a pint ranges from $8 to $9, but at the grocery store you can get the Bogan beers for $2 to 2.50 a can, compared to the $6 import Coronas. I thought those were supposed to be the cheap beers.

The Bathurst Lighthouse

Sunset over Thomson Bay

As there is no Drip Coffee in Australia (there are only Fancicinnos and Instant) I got Mom and Dad addicted to the Iced Coffees that are all the rage here. Iced Coffees, Iced Mochas, Chocolate Milk, Strawberry Milk. They are hugely popular Down Under.

The Road out to the West part of the Island

I cycled out to the Far West of the Island. It’s about 11km long. The furthest point is Cape Vlamingh, the Dutch Explorer who was the first white man to visit Rottnest. He was also the one who called it Rottenest (dutch for Rat's Nest) The ride should have taken just over an hour. Instead, it took over 2 hours as I kept stopping to take photos and enjoy the breathtaking views. The western side is untouched compared to the east. There are some venomous snakes on Rottnest, and a few walks around the bushes on that side of the island had me shivering in my crocs. Note: Crocs are the safest footware for snakes.

Rottnest Skies

Houses at Geordie Bay and the Windmill. In the Foreground is Lake Baghdad

Eagle Bay

Dad in the Water, Mom under the Umbrella at Little Parakeet Bay

Me enjoying the calmness of Little Parakeet Bay .... another great snorkelling spot
Me atop a sand dune at Parakeet Bay (not the Little one)
The view from atop the dune at Parakeet Bay
Enjoying the view so much, I can't stay on my feet!
Neither can Dad!

Dad riding down the trails
The golf greens ..... not so green as they are sandy.
More Quokka shots ... this one found a broken sprinkler head.
A little blurry, but just too damn cute not to put on.
Sunset over Herschel Lake with Wadjemup Lighthouse in the background.

Sunise at the Army Barracks ... where we stayed.
Sunrise over Fremantle

On another breakfast, we went looking for a restaurant and café. They had a menu on a chalkboard for yoghurt (notice the H in yogurt), musli, and fruit. As there were no prices, Mom went in and asked the waitress. “I don’t know how much it is, lemme ask the owner” ….. “You don’t know the price of a meal?” ….. the owner comes out, looks at us, “It’s $12”. “$12 for yoghurt???? Let us think about that one” ….. as Mom was still there, another lady came up with an issue in her bill “Excuse, $22 for Bacons and Eggs seems a little steep” ….. Gotta love that “Tourist Discount” …. We then went to the grocery store and made our own.

The three of us at the Basin
Notice the creepy guy hiding behind the bushes taking the photos of the babe suntanning on the beach on the left. Can you say .... CREEPY!
Fish Hook Bay near the Western Most Part of the Island.
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I'll try to get some photos put up on my photo site from this trip, but until then, you can look back at my Previous Trip in November or read about it here.

Cottesloe and Freo - the tour continues

2008-02-08T23:00:00.000+09:00

In a day reminiscent of Laura and JP's 3rd day here, the 2nd day of Mom and Dad's stay started at Cottesloe in the morning, and then we headed to Fremantle in the arvo (aussie slang for afternoon). Mom and Dad got some water shirts .... and I came very close to getting a Speedo. On the butt, it said "BAD BOY". It was just too good not to pass up. It was only $7. Something tells me, a cheap Speed0 = greater chance for Speedo disintegration.

Dinner went well. Mom and Dad had their first taste of kangaroo in the form of skewers. They were a little apprehensive, but found it to be quite good. We are all packed and ready to boat over to Rottnest Island (www.rottnestisland.com) for 4days. We will be internetless ..... so if anyone needs to get a hold of us .... I will have my cell. Matt can text message me .....

Dad hitting the Indian Ocean at Cottesloe Beach
Mom and I in a familiar pose at the Maritime Museum
Other side of the tunnel below the Roundhouse (or the view that babe had when she walked out of the tunnel)
Mom and Dad up at the Roundhouse
On the train in Freo!!!!! CHEEEEEEEESSEEEEE

More Boyds in Perth

2008-02-07T22:11:00.000+09:00

A little delayed and a little soggy, Mom and Dad arrived in Perth this evening. It was fairly late, so not much time before the sun set. Thanks to Holly's grandma! we were able to borrow a car for these first two days so we raced down to City Beach to see what kind of sunset would come about after all this rain. Not too bad, but not spectacular. The water was like glass, although there were still pounding waves right at shore. I was very tempted to just jump in! Not sure what's on tap tomorrow. Hopefully sunshine and warmth. Then to Rottnest Island on Saturday for 3 nights!

ps .... Mom's not worrying.

"Didn't we leave BC to get away from the rain!"
City Beach looking Mystical
Rottnest Island .... you can spot the lighthouse in the middle left, and the Wind Turbine in the Middle Right
Enjoying their first Aussie Beach

Rain Rain, Go Away!

2008-02-07T12:34:00.000+09:00

This morning, Perth recieved the most rain for February in 16 years. Yup, that's right this morning..... The average Summer (which officially runs from Dec 1 to Feb 29) rainfall in Perth is 35 mm. In 6 hours this morning, Perth received 32 mm! And why the heavy rain??? That's because Mom and Dad are arriving from rainy British Columbia today. They just want to feel at home. They've been delayed several hours at the Sydney Airport due to an electrical storm. Hopefully they will get off the ground soon!

Banana Extravaganza

2008-02-06T22:04:00.000+09:00

Sometimes in life you have those moments that change everything. Today, I had one of those moments...

Webster's Dictionary defines Banana as repeated too often or overfamiliar through overuse..... Wait a minute, woops, wrong word. Banana is defined as an elongated usually tapering tropical fruit with soft pulpy flesh enclosed in a soft usually yellow rind.

After already enjoying a yummy Banana Paddle Pop while walking to the City West train station, I stumbled upon a sight never before seen. Bananas for less than $2.50/kg in Perth!!!! Just about as impressive was a banana that was TWO! Yup, there is photographic evidence below! I was just blown away by this. Why can't all Bananas be Double Bananas. I reckon you get the best bang for your buck in terms of volume to surface area ratio with the double banana. What happens when you want to make a Banana Split? Do you have to put Double the Ice Cream and Chocolate Syrup? Do you have to put multiple layers to your Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich?

Because this moment was so Special, I decided to use half the banana with some Special K cereal. Which isn't really the Special K that you'd find in Canada. The other half will likely be used in a Fruit Salad ..... to FREAK people out!

In other non-Banana news. Mom and Dad arrive in less than 24 hours. Should be exciting. I got my head shaved today. Last night, saw Casablanca at the King's Park Outdoor Moonlight Cinema. So Romantic. And I'm down to my last day of Yoga tomorrow. I'm sad to end yoga, but in a way, happy as I don't like the instructor for this session. Yesterday, in front of the entire class, she lectured me ( and it was just me) on the proper placement of yoga mats throughout the room. She explained how to make it easier for yourself and others to move freely. That's not such an issue, is it? Well it IS when you are the FIRST person to arrive in class and place down your mat. Everyone else just did a bad job of placing their mats around me. And she should have known, as she was the SECOND person to arrive. It was the first time in my life that I have intentionally rudely ignored someone when they are trying to talk to me. Even now, I'm still getting upset..... ok, time to put on my Banana Pajamas!!!

ps. Bananas in Pajamas is Australian!

Just a regular looking banana .... right?

Maybe not so regular anymore!

Yup .... two soft pulpy fleshes!
Close up on them!
They are completely stuck together .... just like Siamese twins .... except they share the same Banana.
Cross section of the bananas.
Bananas in Special K cereal! .... although it's not Special K

Vote B08YD - Contiki Reality Show

2008-01-31T21:32:00.000+09:00

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It's election time folks! Well not really. Contiki is offering a free trip from Sydney to Cairns on March 30th to 1 Canadian and 2 Brits who get the most votes in a photo contest. The trip is going to be filmed and turned into an 8 part reality TV show. Who better to be on reality TV than me???? I have gone with the tried and true picture of me using a power hose, as well, a power hose. I need your votes people as I'm still hovering around 36th place. A vote of 10 is Best (give me a 10), and give other people something that isn't a 10 :) .... or just vote how you feel. Hint 1 = Bore ;). The website isn't the most viewer friendly as you have to actually go through random photos until my picture comes up, but while you are doing that, just envision the fun times you'll have watching me on TV!

The Link Again click here

Two kinds of Speed

2008-01-31T18:06:00.000+09:00

I've been taking Yoga at 6:30am out in Leederville for the past 3 weeks. I usually bike the 25 minutes there, and it's very tranquil as there are no cars on the road and no people on the paths. However, today was a little different. As I locked up my bike outside the studio, there was a big, bald guy in his early 30's bouncing around like a 6-year old waiting for his birthday party to start. He quickly approached me and trap me in conversation as I tried to get by and into the studio. "Hey man, I'm on SPEEEEED. You want some?" ..... "no, I'm ok" ..... "It's alright, I got plenty, over that way in my apartment" ..... "no, I think I'll just go to Yoga today" ..... "Come on man, it'll get you really horny!" ..... "Well it's 6:30am, I don't want to get really horny, and I think watching hot girls wearing tight fitting clothes, and stretching for an hour and a half would be a lot more enjoyable" ...... He really wouldn't take no for an answer. He probably just wanted my Yoga-Hot Body.

The second Speed today came at the bookstore. Books in Australia are very expensive. Paperbacks are minimum $15, except at this one store at an outlet mall where they are just $5. The book I found, was "CSI: Miami - Harm for the Holidays Heart Attack" .... instead of Home for the Holidays. Classic!!!! I can't wait to READ what Horatio will do in Harm for the Holidays Heart Attack. Oh yah, Speed was a character on CSI: Miami that they killed off a few years ago. Any mention of the drug Speed makes me think of him.

Penguin Island ..... but without Morgan Freeman's soothing voice

2008-01-30T21:29:00.000+09:00

Today I made my first trip down to Rockingham with the plan of visiting Penguin Island. WA's largest penguin colony. The penguins located there are the smallest in the world. And yes, not all penguins live in Antarctica. Originally I wanted to bike there and back (2x 45km), but since I'm not used to going more than 20km at a time (and my knee hurts), I decided to take my bike on the new Mandurah Line train. It took about 1 hour from leaving my station to get to Rockingham. Since Transperth was so clever as to not provide a map of the Mandurah Line, I had no idea where I would be getting off the train. Rockingham also has bike paths that disappear and go in wonky directions .... something I would come to realize on the way home. The highlight of the initial visit through Rockingham townsite was seeing K-mart .... unfortunately, no Blue Light Specials.

The waters in Rockingham are crystal clear and very very calm. The above photo was taken near John Point .... renamed Jon Point .... by me. Can you say .... good for snorkelling!!!! I could have spent the day just hanging out here. But continued my trip towards Penguin Island.

As there are no stores on Penguin Island, I was advised to buy lunch beforehand and take it on the ferry over. Forgot to mention that one. You can actually walk along a sandbar for the 1km to Penguin Island. However, you have walk at least chest deep, so it's tough to take stuff over, and rogue waves can sweep you way. So instead I took the ferry. Oh yah, so I went for lunch and saw Hot Dog on the menu!!!!! WOW, they are not common here. And I even got some real ketchup too..... even less common .... ugh vegemite *shudder* *shudder*

Penguin Island is really small and you can easily walk around it in 45 minutes or less. You are not allowed on the vegetation as the penguins (and other birds) use this for their nesting sites. Instead, you walk along a wooden pathway built above the vegetation.

One of the many cool birds located on the island. My favourite was Jimmy with a mohawk. These birds sorta looked like penguins but were very small and could fly. Not penguins, but you could get right up to them, this photo was taken about 6 inches from the bird. Sweet as.

This was a cave that was home to Seaforth McKenzie, the first resident of Penguin Island. He was Canadian. This brought a tear to my eye. "Oh Canada, Our Home and Penguin I-Land"

There were pelicans EVERYWHERE. This is one of 9 pelican mating sites in all of Western Australia. It's a VERY VERY big state. Something about Penguin Island gets these guys going. I probably saw about 100 Pelicans in that area.

Jonny Enjoying the water. It was awesome to swim. Because it was so shallow, it was really really warm. I ended up going in swimming for 30 minutes.... with an ear plug. So far things are ok on that front.

Actually finding penguins is a little saddening. I had the option of paying $6.50 to see the Penguin exhibit and feeding. But I've already seen them up close at Perth Zoo, and saw a live feeding at Taronga Zoo (remember March of the Babes) and (2), so I wanted to focus my attention on seeing them in their natural habitat. Turns out their natural habitat is underneath wooden walkways. And the vision you have of them marching around jumping in the water disappears, and you are left with the sight of them sprawled out, not moving, except for the odd twitch. Supposedly they are nocturnal, but you aren't allowed on the island after sundown. They probably throw a party when everyone leaves. Just like my family did after I went to bed when I was a kid (I had to go to bed first cause I was the youngest).

I think I'm now going to name my first kid Seaforth .... Boy or Girl ..... Seaforth Boyd .... it has a good ring to it!

Part of the reason I decided to train there, and bike back was because the winds come from the hills in the northeast in the morning, and switch to strong winds from the southwest in the afternoon. Theoretically that means downwind both ways, but I wanted that strong wind on the way home. Surprise, surprise, the winds didn't change today. That meant a fun filled bike ride. My plan was to go to Freo (35km away) and if things went well, all the way home (45km).

There were some memorable moments. There was the Grain Processing Transport Plant, Sewage Treatment Centres (thought I was going to die), Oil Refineries, Large Trucks dropping gravel on me as they flew by. But the real highlight was ambiguouty in the Bike Trails. I made the mistake of deciding to wing it and not look up a bike route map. How hard could it be. You just go north and keep the ocean on your left. There were signs that pointed the direction of the Bike Route, however, the genius who put them up seems not to realize the #1 most important part of directions. You DON'T have to point the bike arrow straight in the middle of a road (no intersections). You DO have to point the bike arrow to the left or right for a turn. You can't assume people just know when to turn.

Some of the lanes on the highways were really good, (2 metres wide), some weren't (2cm wide). The roads were actually the best part, the problem was when I would find an actual bike lane. Enter the trouble.

This lane was only 30 to 40 metres long and went nowhere. I was dumbfounded for a good 10 minutes. Why would they put the effort to build something so small. I could just pick up my bike and walk that (foreshadowing). Whenever I would end up on a bike line, it twisted and turned more than a strand of DNA (token genetic comment of the day). I probably would bike twice the distance than if I stayed on the road. At one point, near South Beach in Fremantle, on a bike path right near the beach I hit about 3 detour signs all pointing in different directions. The only open lane (and where the last detour sign was pointing) went straight onto the beach. The bike detour is on the beach?????? I pick up my bike and start trekking. I make it about 50 meters and realize there is still another 450 to go. Not going to make it. Back track again. Yeah!!!! After 2 hours of hardcore biking I make the Freo Train line and make it home!

Nature's Beauty - Limestone cliffs and Oil Refineries

Lesson's Learnt -

ALWAYS have at least 3 litres of water with you! Thank goodness for being prepared. I probably went through 15 litres of fluid for the whole day. That's a lot of drinks!
Don't Order Hot Dogs in Australia, they are weird looking
A hurt knee stops hurting when you absolutely have no choice but to keep going
Pelicans are making a comeback as Jonny's fave Aussie Bird. Look out Kookaburra.
Watching Penguins without Morgan Freeman's voice is just plain boring ..... is Morgan Freeman ever in a movie where they don't use his voice as the story teller (March of the Penguins, Million Dollar Baby, Shawshank Redemption). I wish he we would read to me as I go to bed tonight.

More Exciting fotos from the day click here

Freezies, Beach, Jonchos, Beers, Fireworks - The Perfect Australia Day!!!!!

2008-01-27T19:55:00.000+09:00

So yesterday was Australia Day. Another excuse for Aussies to get completely drunk and cause mayhem. The day began with Marie-Claude and Jonathan meeting at my place before heading down to Claremont's FREE Australian Day breakfast at the local pool. The breakfast was free, but it still cost $5.00 admission to get into the pool area. It seemed a little strange to be serving people a large meal right before they went swimming. We were so heart broken that we just headed back home for our own brekkie and freezies. Enter Face Paint!

Me with the Union Jack, Maple Leaf, and an Aussie star
Marie-Claude sporting the AUSTRALIARM
Jonathan pulls out the Tatts!

After the disappointment of the "free" breakfast, we painted our faces, and biked down to City Beach to meet up with Tom. It was very windy for 35C, and the waves were pounding a bit. I went in for a little with an ear plug (remember the ruptured ear drum). The beach was pretty good.

Losing the face paint after the sea water

After the beach, we headed back to my place for some Jonchos. Mmmmmm Jonchos! Jonchos are nachos that feature sliced chicken (thus actually making it a proper meal). Other ingredients include green and red pepper, onions, tomatoes. The secret to the Jonchos is layering! In a way it's similar to a lasagna. No chip should be left without any cheese. We then watched some Russel Peters and had a good laugh with our Jonchos. Also consumed many more freezies!

Jonchos

Off to a Party at Shonny and Jen's place in Subi. The train was rocking. There were 3 people in Australia Flag Capes, and a beach ball was being hammered back and forth throughout the train.

The party was very good. The highlight for me was playing PS2's Sing Star. A karaoke game that scores how well you hit the notes in a song. I did a little "Paint It Black" ..... I lost...... It was starting to get dark, so we headed off to King's Park to check out the fireworks.

Checking out the fireworks

King's Park wasn't the most spectacular place to see the fireworks. South Perth would have been better, but they were still very good, and lasted for 30+ minutes. In a way they actually rivaled the Sydney Fireworks.

After they were over, Marie-Claude, Jonathan, Matt, and I biked back to my place before reloading on some Freezies!!!! FREEEEEZE.

On The Move .... soon

2008-01-25T22:02:00.000+09:00

So I've now set up some dates to go travelling to the south coast, then New Zealand. In 4 weeks I'm going to fly out to Adelaide and spend a few days, then drive to Melbourne. Then fly to Christchurch in New Zealand for a 3 week tour. Finishing in Auckland where I'll spend Easter. I then have a flight booked for Brisbane. After that it is still up in the air. Hopefully I'll be able to get up in the air as my ear hasn't improved too much yet. Mom and Dad arrive in 2 weeks and I'm stoked to get to Rottnest Island again.

Tomorrow is Australia Day! I'm all set. I've got the Aussie Flag, my Aussie soccer jersey, my boomerang, beers, barbecueable meats, temporary tattoos and face paint!!!! Should make for a rather interesting day.

Goodbye Heath

2008-01-24T22:19:00.000+09:00

Heath Ledger as The Joker

I think that by now everyone will have heard the tragic news of Heath Ledger's death. It's very sad news. It has hit close to home here in Perth. Heath was born and grew up in a neighbourhood nearby. His parents and sister still live here, and he was back for a month during the Christmas/New Year's holidays. It has really affected the people of Perth and Australia.

I have always been a big fan of the batman movies, and was anticipating the new movie this summer. It will be difficult to watch him play Joker; a role that may have been the cause of his death. Goodbye Heath.

Paddle Pop Success

2008-01-23T18:48:00.000+09:00

Finally!!!!! After spending a small fortune on Paddle Pops, I have finally come up a winner! And of the things to have won ......... A FREE PADDLE POP!!!!! Wahoo. Now the big question .... which flavour to choose?

This Is How You Remind Me Of A Fudgesicle

2008-01-21T20:18:00.000+09:00

The Australian summer is becoming a little boring and monotonous. Let's see .... i think it's going to be sunny .... and ...... let's go with hot today! Day after day, sunshine and warm weather, it never changes. Thank god for Air Conditioning .... and PADDLE POPS!!!! I usually go through at least 1 a day! My first Paddle Pop experience occurred in Kalbarri during my first week. I saw a banana popsicle and bit at the opportunity, literally. It didn't disappoint. Mmmmmm banana. It also became JP's favourite when he was in WA and he convinced members of his Ayers Rock tour that Banana is the way to go.

Also high on my list is the Chocolate variety. This is the Australian equivalent of a fudgesicle. Mmmmmm fudgesicles......

My least favourite of the 3 is Rainbow. Although still very tasty, I feel there is just too much going on, visually and tastebuddily. On a funny side note, my Australian friend Mark went once went as a Rainbow Paddle Pop for Halloween.

Paddle Pops also have a Lick a Prize contest where you collect your popsicle sticks and if you match up the correct puzzles, YOU WIN!!!! I just need one more to win a holiday in queensland, a new tv, a boat and a bike. Just one more in each of them!!!! Gotta keep eating, odds are I'm sure to get that last one!

One of the more hilarious parts of Paddle Pops is there lion mascot, who I originally thought kinda looked like Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. I did a little research and found a Facebook Group dedicated to this phenomenon. Wow! Is there anything the internet can't do?

Ruptured Eardrum

2008-01-18T16:44:00.000+09:00

Continuing my trend of great moments in 2008 (remember midnight at New Years, and the wave that flipped me), I had an unfortunate incident involving a qtip and shuddering from being cold in the air conditioned house. Result: Ruptured Eardrum. Can you say "Oww!". It was a very intense initial pain. Fortunately it hasn't affected my hearing at all, but it's still a little sore when i burp, hiccup or sneeze. You don't realize how often you do those things until it's painful to do so. As it seemed to be a serious injury, I actually went to see a doctor, and she said it should heal in a couple weeks, and the only thing I can't do is fly in an airplane. She said no worries about going swimming and such, but if I'm worried, I can stick some Blu-Tack into my ear. Blu-Tack is a sticky chemical that is a cross between bubble gum and play-doh. I went to the pharmacy today, and the woman there thought that was the dumbest idea ever, and got me a real ear plug instead. Hmmmm, makes me wonder how good a job that doctor did.......

Blu-Tack

Cereal Blog # 8 - Skippy Corn Flakes

2008-01-15T20:55:00.000+09:00

After a brief hiatus .... the cereal blog is back (not with the promised Uncle Toby's). I've moved on. I decided to get the australian version of Corn Flakes. Yes they have the Kellogg's version with it's rooster or whatever bird its trying to represent, but this corn flakes has a Kangaroo as its mascot. It's also 99% Fat Free!!!! So, it's not Fat Free???? Australian foods are never "Low in Fat", they are always a specific number, 85% Fat Free.

One thing that is nice about this cereal, is that the box actually suggests adding kiwis and strawberries to make the cereal more enjoyable. I've also added bananas. It takes the away the plain taste that Corn Flakes offers. It's exactly like the Kellogg's version at half the price!!!

In Smoothie News .... the Gourmet Wizard had an incident where it chopped up the plastic ring. It may be out of service for sometime. Heartbreaking.

Cockfreeze or Cockburn!

2008-01-13T10:22:00.001+09:00

Yup it's true, there is Ice Skating in Perth!!! There are actually two arenas, one north of the city and one south. We decided to choose the rink based on the coolest name. Sorry Mirrabooka .... Cockburn wins out this round!

Matt, Marie-Claude, Jonathan, Me

Surprise surprise, but the only 4 people who decided to go were Canadian. All other non-Canadian people backed out last minute. It's funny how they can laugh at a Canadian learning to surf, but when the roles reverse, they disappear.

Marie-Claude and Jonathan

The level of skating at the arena was quite high. Almost as if the only people who actually go skating, are people who know how to skate. There weren't that many people out there wobbling. We had some pretty intense games of British Bulldog, or Tag as they call it, and one little kid just would not admit to getting tagged. One kid also got clotheslined by a big dude, and broke his watch. Also saw Crosby and Fleury Penguins jerseys.

Matt flying down the ice

Skating is quite expensive at $17 with the skate rentals. But when you imagine how much power it takes to keep the ice frozen you can understand.

Pulling out the figure skating moves

At one point they had a Speed Skating session, so I went out and got the legs flying! It then got awkward as I thought it was some form of race, but in actual fact they were just allowing space for people to go really fast..... It felt like home for all of us to be on the rink again. Not too often can you sprawl on the beach with 30+ weather in the afternoon and then go ice skating at night.

The home team of Cockburn is the Hawks .... I may just have to move here permanently and play for them!

Jacques' Back!!!

2008-01-11T11:15:00.000+09:00

Last night, on the ride back from Cottesloe, Jacques suffered a serious injury to his rear wheel. Deflation. There was no sign of glass or nails or thorns in the tire, but still the tube got punctured. Maybe from overuse? Today, I inflated the tire as best I could, and headed off for the local shop "The Bicycle Entrepeneur". I made it half way before it got very difficult. When I got there and asked about getting a new tube replaced, it looked like the might be able to squeeze me in sometime on the weekend. When I explained that it was my only form of transportation, they were so blown away that they got it replaced immediately. You'd think people who work at a bike shop would know people who only use bikes to commute. Thanks for getting Jacques back on his feet.

La Fete des Rois

2008-01-06T19:26:00.000+09:00

Jonathan as the king.

Today, we played a french game entitled "La Fete Des Rois" (The King's Party) with our friends from Montreal. It has something to do with the wisemen reaching Jesus on this day. January 6th will still always be Julie Chen's Birthday to me..... The premise of the game is: you bake a cake, you stick something in the cake (little polar bear figurine), the person who finds the polar bear becomes king for the day. Everyone else must serve that person. Surprise, surprise, but the person who baked the cake, Jonathan (not me, another one) ended up finding the prize. It was probably for the best, as he was the most experienced game member, and didn't take his powers overboard like others may have.

After the cake, we headed to across the bridge to North Fremantle to hit the ocean. As per usual, the afternoon was extremely windy, and sand gets EVERYWHERE!

Marie-Claude with the sunscreen beard.

Matt and Tom head for the waves

It was a fun day in the water. The 5 of us were mainly body surfing to the occasional big wave that came up. Nothing too dangerous. Then, one really big wave rolled through, I went to ride it, and it ended up flipping me over and driving me headfirst into the seafloor. The momentum of the wave continued til I had a complete flip. I got up to a sore head, and a sorer neck. I found out from my friends that I'd cut myself as well, and didn't see the damage until after I had biked home. Quite a few hairs have just disappeared off the upper forehead!

Not happy

Ewwwwww

Toews Australia

2008-01-03T09:52:00.000+09:00

For the last 3 weeks, an unusually large amount of people have been reaching my site by typing "Toews Australia" into google. So far 47 people have accessed my site through this query. I'm not entirely sure why it is such a popular search. People must really want to see Jonathan Toews of the Chicago Blackhawks in Australia. Since, I am unable to provide this service, I thought I would do the next best thing and put my 2 favourite Jonathan Toews video moments on the blog.

#1 - The Goal - Does it get much better than this?????

#2 - The Swear - Classic .... watch his face at the end during this live interview

Other Google Searchs (since Nov 17):

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Mcloving Movie (3) - hahahahaha, I'm Mcloving it!
Perth Night Fireworks (3) - I don't think they existed
Bikini Massage Fremantle (2) - poor guy who looked for this .... doesn't know what he's getting himself into .....
"went topless" (1) - kinda funny
blue bottles in coogee beach? (1) - Yes! heThere are heaps!
csi jon boyd australia (1) - this is awesome!
curtains fade faster during daylight savings time (1) - see, I told you people actually think that in australia!
kangaroo beating up clown (1) - I'll have to look this one up myself
khaki burra (1) - a brownish cookaburra
Khaki Man (1) - yup that's the 2nd person who used that search to find my site
New Years Eve Girls Peeing (1) - someone is a freak!
Old Men, Pants Hiked up, funny, comic strip (1) - sounds pretty funny to me!
Sleepy Dingo (1) - awwww, so cute
Swanbourne Beach Dodgy (1)- Funny and true!
Two Scoops Raisin Bran Myth (1) - Starts to make me question the jingle!
"New Years Eve" "Peeing In" (1) - Don't get me started .... Don't even get me started

Sydney New Years Fireworks Video

2008-01-02T15:10:00.000+09:00

Here is Video I took of the Fireworks from New Years Eve in Sydney ..... also added some photos of the day here.

New Years Eve in Sydney ... The Highlights, and the Lowlights

2008-01-01T22:04:00.000+09:00

Am now back in Perth. Yesterday, I thought I would keep track of my New Years celebrations in Sydney and give you the excitement or lackthereof for the day......

9:30am: Wakeup call ..... Laura and JP are heading out the door for brekkie at McDonald's. Where else would you go? I pass and go with the cereal option. Uncle Toby's ..... haven't done a cereal blog on that one yet ......

10:45am: I paid the old landlord man the extra money it cost us to upgrade from a 2 bedroom to 2 bedroom with a cott. ..... Guess who got the cott when we switched rooms???

11:45am: We end up at a local mall. We check out the Surf shops to look at the overpriced Billabong and Quiksilver boardies, then stop at the grocery store to pick up snacks for the evening.

3:00pm: We catch the bus for the CBD

3:30pm: We reach Circular Quay and say our goodbyes. I wanted to headed to the East part of the city, and Laura and JP wanted to go North.

3:35pm: I get through my first security checkpoint. "Any glass or knives?" ... "No, but I have a glass knife" ..... I get handed a garbage bag, and I'm through!

3:40pm: Another checkpoint ..... how many more of these do I have to go through .... I've now made it right up to the Opera House!

3:45pm: Inside the Opera House Gates, I realize I won't be able to reach Mrs Macquaries Point. Doh. They completely lock off the the Park next to the city. You know how parks can be dangerous for people viewing fireworks.... grass, open spaces, fits lots of people.... not a good fireworks recipe.

Mrs Macquaries Point

Botanic Gardens

4:05pm: After a bit of an unwanted hike, I make it to my 3rd checkout point. This one is more organized than the usually "Bottlenose" lines. I feel like I am being lead to a slaughterhouse going back and forth in the gated line. I probably did 2kms just in that line.

4:24pm: (Orr:Havlat) Someone in the crowd yells "Go Blackhawks". We make eye contact and give each other the thumbs up. This is the best New Years Eve Ever!!!!!

4:30pm: I walk around the area to see the vantage points I can get to to watch the fireworks. It is an absolute wasteland. People are sprawled everywhere in as little clothing as possible (I'm not complaining). There were tents, picnic blankets, towels, chairs everywhere. This site wouldn't let people in til 10am, but where Laura and JP went, people were camping out overnight, or just putting rocks on their towels and "Reserving" their places.

Laura and JP hung out here at Cremorne Point

4:40pm: I find a spot in the shade and by the toilets. Perfect!

5:00pm: I realise the lineups for the toilets are getting so extremely long that it might be best to wait on the other side away from everyone. 7 more hours to go!!!

5pm - 8:50pm: I sleep, I eat, I rest, I read, I lie, I talk on the phone. Not a lot happens. I watch lots of guys head to bushes, to cliffs, to trees to relieve themselves. Some even went up against a fence and peed into the stands of an outdoor swimming pool. Ewwwww. Surprisingly, girls were not shy about heading to the bushes. It would take about 30 to 40 minutes to go to the toilet. I chose not to drink alcohol as I didn't want to deal with any bladder issues.

A Bat .... there are heaps of Bats in Sydney, they take over the skies at night!

8:50pm: I get up, and head for the point. There is a "Family Fireworks" at 9pm.

8:55pm: More people (boys and girls) peeing in the bushes everywhere. I reckon they didn't put enough toilets (Portaloos) for the area.

9:00pm: At this point the people who have spent nearly 11 hours sprawled on the lawn stand up. The surface area touching the grass goes from lots to little, and spaces open to walk right up to any point you want. The 9pm fireworks aren't anything special. Just a little warmup and some action for the kiddies. (No bridge effects). Thus I didn't really care much about them and spent the time warming up the camera.

9:10pm: I head back to my usual area and watch the mass exodus of people. Thousands are leaving. Mainly with kids, but still, if you have sat for 11 hours, what's another 3. That's ok for me. More space to find a good view for the big ones.

9:30pm: I am able to walk up to a few areas with gorgeous views and no one there. Since there were still 2:30 hours to go, I decide to head back to my usual place.

9:45pm: Back to my spot, I sit reading some book "The Collectors" that Laura gave me, and have a banana. Major mistake ......

10:30pm: After lying for a while, my stomach started to not feel well. I stood up. Uh oh, definately not well. I race to find some bushes. Up comes the banana!!!!! Mmmmmmm.

11:00pm: After thinking I had recovered and the banana had come up, incident #2 occurs. Gross!!!! What a bad night.

11:40pm: Ok, I feel better, time to get my place in the mob..... not a bad location.

11:45pm: Will these fireworks start already

11:50pm: I'm doing ok, really, really, I am.

11:55pm: Ok, head spinning a bit, it's getting very very hot. 5 minutes to go. One more Dot on the Hour Glass. The theme was "Time of our lives"

11:59pm: 1 more minute, almost there ...... Then

11:59:30pm: Uh oh ..... I take off for an exit as quickly as possible through the mobs of people. Fortunately, since the area has big trees, there are spots where no one goes because they have no view.

12:00am: CRAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

12:00:30am: Determined not to let the sickness (which is being blamed on eating too many cashews) ruin the night. I fight my back through the crowd. Actually I just walk along a path to my spot before I left. JP said I should have just thrown up on people and then I would have had the best view as everyone scatters away. The things you think of after the event.....

12:00:30am: Back in Action

12:12am: Fireworks end. The masses head off.

12:20am: I am booting it by people as they step in horse manure and slow down to wipe it off (true story). I have a 6 km walk ahead of me.

12:25am: Decide to take a shortcut across the park and spot the bus I would take home if I were to take the bus..... I run for it and am the 2nd to last person on. In Sydney, they only allow 15 standing passengers. There is still heaps of room, but the bus takes off.

12:45am: Back in the hotel

1:45am: Laura and JP make it home ok. Fortunately, they didn't eat too many cashews. Turns out they did what absolutely no one else in the city did. They drove to the other side, parked and walked down to walk the fireworks. That really is unheard of.

Hope you enjoy the stories, and weren't too grossed out. Like sand through the hourglass, so is the Time of Our Lives!!!!

Happy New Years from Sydney!!!!

2007-12-31T23:07:00.000+09:00

Not a bad way to make my 100th Post!!!! Happy New Years everyone!!!! .... even if you still have upwards of 18 hours to go!!!! Some interesting moments for me tonight..... will try to get more of an update later. Although all other photos are blurry blobs when compared to this one!!!! Laura and JP went across the water to Cremorne Point, while I stayed on the city side at Mrs Macquaries Point. It was much easier travellling home for me. Anyway... time for bed.

Blue Skies, Blue Mountains, and Blue Bottles up my Bum!

2007-12-30T20:14:00.000+09:00

Since the last blog, the weather has been spectacular!!!! We been beach bumming and burning, but enjoying the ridiculously awesome weather. On Friday, we went to the Harbour and enjoyed a nice day downtown. We walked across the bridge to North Sydney, and then hiked back. Photos from Walking Across the Bridge click here

On Saturday we headed west 60kms to the Blue Mountains and enjoyed the nice views. The first stop we went to was Tourist Central, but we found another location to view the "Three Sisters" that had only one other person. Surprise surprise, she was from Chicago, so we ended up talking to her about the Blackhawks for 5 minutes. Everyone is loving Toews and Kane!
The Three Sisters

After the Three Sisters stop, we headed to Wentworth Falls, and enjoyed some more breathtaking views. It was so nice, JP and I hiked the 1 hour down to the bottom of the falls where we saw many other crazy tourists. The walk was unbelievable with steps carved right out of the rock cliffs. One of the most memorable things I've done in Australia. At the bottom you could go swimming in ponds. Photos from Blue Mountains click here

Wentworth Falls

On Saturday night, I headed downtown by myself to take in the Late Night Sydney scene. Of course, it was just as spectacular during the day. It was a little disappointing as most stuff was fenced off in preparation for new years eve. I got to see some crazy bandicoot like creatures. Photos from Sydney at Night click here

Today, we headed down to a new beach, Coogee Beach. As per usual, I was the first in the water. Another great day, good surf, lots of people ...... then ..... I notice a rather high amount of jellyfish (Blue Bottles) in the water. I start swimming away but 30 seconds later .... STING .... IT GOT ME RIGHT IN THE BUTTOCKS!!!!!. I thought I might have just been imagining it, and tried to walk it off, but it started going numb. I went to first aid, where I saw about 4 or 5 others suffering the same issue (lucky for them it was just their feet .... not arse). After that, the lifeguards starting announcing the jellyfish issue, but heaps of people were still swimming. We then headed to Bondi Beach where there were no jellyfish. 12 hours later, sitting down and it still stings a bit. Probably the same feeling you'd have if you got a vaccination in the butt!

Tomorrow is the big day. We are likely going to go to the North to view the fireworks with the city in the background.... We'll see if the transportation works.....

Tortoises Going At It!!!!!

2007-12-27T19:09:00.000+09:00

We headed to Sydney's Tarango Zoo as it was cloudy and rainy. We saw the usual kangaroos and koalas, but the highlight of the day was seeing two tortoises go at it. The sounds of shells clanking and tortoises moaning brought a large camera carrying crowd. There were more laughs than a Jerry Seinfeld routine. What's the deal with Tortoise Porn? Is it always hardcore ? Do they call it Softcore if they can get the shells off? What's the deal with that?

We got to see some koalas moving about, and locals were saying "i've never seen one so active" so we were lucky to see that. They are very cute animals.

A kangaroo with its Joey

Giraffe checking out the view
The Dad Gorilla
The three of us with the view from the zoo. It was nice.

More Photos from the zoo: click here

We then headed to Manly beach where we found some sunshine again!

Bondi Beach - Clothing Optional!

2007-12-26T18:57:00.003+09:00

After the disappointing cloudy Christmas, we decided to head back to Bondi Beach. This time with SUNSHINE!!!!! and thousands and thousands of people. The water was disgustingly filled with large amounts of seaweed and garbage (i miss the nice perth beaches), but the temperature did hit 30 C (Perth got to 44 today!!!! A new december record ..... d'oh). The highlight (for JP and I) were the amount of topless girls!!!! I'd say maybe 1 to 2 % were going topless, but with 10,000+ people on the beach, those are great odds :) .... hhahahaha

After a disastrous break to find a good location to watch the Sydney to Hobart Yacht Race, we headed back and pretty well wasted away the day swimming and suntanning. I even went topless ;)

Christmas on the Beach

2007-12-25T20:17:00.000+09:00

Mr and Mrs Claus

Well I can scratch another truly Australian moment off my list. I have had Christmas on the beach!!! What's next? .... Getting plastered on Australia Day!!!! Just kidding (maybe). We had a fun morning opening presents .... which was actually just groceries that we needed, but still fun. Then headed down to Bondi Beach for Xmas on the beach. Sadly, the sun came out for about 2 minutes for the entire day (although we saw stars tonight!), and the water was as cold as it was in Perth in August. Nevertheless, we had a good time with all others (tourists) dressed as Santa. Photos of the day, click here

After Xmas on the beach, we headed down to have a look at the Sydney Opera House. It was very cool. Much cooler with Blue sky and sunshine I'm sure. Hopefully tomorrow....

Laura and JP aren't quite as impressed with the Harbour Bridge as they are with the Opera House.

Jon performs the token Japanese Photo pose.

We went down to Darling Harbour again for the evening to have a nice Xmas Dinner. Delicious. Will we ever get to have Christmas in Sydney again????

After having a bit too much to drink, I "relieve" the pressure!

Twas The Night Before Christmas

2007-12-24T20:39:00.000+09:00

So the gang have all made it to Sydney. JP and Laura were there to greet me at the airport this afternoon. After a few detours, and accidental drive over the Harbour Bridge (thanks GPS), we enjoyed a nice Christmas Eve dinner down in one of the harbours. We did get to see a quick glimpse of the Opera House, but with 7 more nights here, we will have plenty of time for more exploring.

For photos.... click here

Next up: Christmas on the Beach!

A Very Merry Webcam Christmas - The Movie

2007-12-23T17:07:00.000+09:00

Action from today's events: ENJOY!

A Very Merry Webcam Christmas

2007-12-23T11:06:00.000+09:00

Since I'm living far far away from home, my family and I set up a Very Merry Webcam Christmas session. There were some early video issues for both sides, but eventually we got things working correctly .... then the presents began!

Grandpa was up first, and snagged a Tea Towel!
He then did the logical thing, and placed the tea towel around his head like a turban.
This was an emotional moment, and he tried to hide the tears.

Valentina is next and gets the Aussie Soccer jersey. This was the most difficult present to get as I had to debate long and hard on the size of the Boys jersey to get her. I think I tried all sizes S to XL at the store, and probably ruined to Small and Medium.
Matt is next, and surprise surprise, he gets the exact same jersey as Valentina. They are now twins. On a side note, they said they were in Futureshop and saw my twin "Bizarro Jon". Sounds like a handsome guy.
The jersey fits well..... notice that Gramps still has the turban on.....
Dad has a go ......
Hey Alright, it's "Billy Bush and the Kangaroos" ... Gramps and Dad score with that one!!! (it was actually Bill Bryson's stories about Australia... but Billy Bush sounds better)

What's Donnie doing??? I love Gramps' face on this one "Oh my god"
Oh, he put on his Perth Shirt .... next up Ma!
She comes out with the Soul of Billy Bush ..... no wait, Soul of King's Park. I also made her a calendar with some of my Perth photos. "Looks like the 2008 Quebec Calendar will find a new home in the trash"
We starting having issues where I only saw a new image every 20 seconds .... Matt kept just vanishing and re-appearing (The Hawks were on Tv). Dad (minus the moustache) gets the concerned face on and solves the problem.
Next up .... Me!!!! A gift from Santa Gramps.

Hey, a cheque from Grandpa. .... score!
Now the celebration begins, Dad starts off with his patented Shuffle Step.
"Tag your Man, Tag Your Man" .... Gramps steps up and pulls out the Chicken Dance.
"Head to Head, Head to Head" .... it then becomes a full fledge Dance Party (a Boyd Xmas Tradition)
I think it looks like Matt is holding the belt and pointing .... YMCA anyone?

Still going .... 3 - 6- Oh .... 3 -6 - oh
After the dance Party, Mom decided to show that she's playing Gameboy again.... 17 years old and it's still going strong with Tetris
Valentina pointing out Matty's moustache
Valentina peaks in on the situation ... Gramps, Matt and Mom are loving it. Dad is daydreaming about birds outside "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
Gramps, the showboat as always. He tried getting a bow on his head, but it wasn't working, so mom placed some tinsel up there.... What did the bald man say to his friend for giving him a comb? "I'll never have to part with it!"

That was a Very Merry Webcam Christmas!!!!

I am heading to Sydney tomorrow to meet Laura and JP, they've gone through Melbourne, and were in a place called Boydtown..... Awesome.

Teaser: There may be a Xmas movie in the works.

Ps: Jonny Toews kicks butt. He just scored the 4-3 OT winner in Ottawa. Wahoo

McLoving the Summer Solstice

2007-12-21T23:44:00.000+09:00

Not to brag ..... but, it was the Longest day of the year (Australian) .... the days were technically longer in June in Victoria. It was a nice sunshiney day, around 26 C. So not that warm. I hope the shortest day of the year is treating people well back home. Is it close to 26 C there?

To take advantage of this great day, several friends and I headed down to the "Moonlight Theatre" at King's Park. For 3 months in the summer, they set up a screen and a theatre and the movie starts once the sun sets. The "theatre" is actually lit up by the moon.... literally! Everynight is a new movie. They play current movies, recent movies, and the classics. Tonight was Superbad. That falls under the Recent Classic category. The great thing about this outdoor theatre is that it is BYOE (Bring Your Own Everything): Blankets, chairs, snacks, and BOOZE. Whatever you want. Next time I'm bringing a mattress (saw a few of the blow up kind) or a couch. It was the best theatre I've every experienced (close second is Tinseltown in Van Chinatown with the seats that actually recline).

Relationship Issues

2007-12-19T18:53:00.000+09:00

I don't think I've mentioned this to too many people, but tomorrow is my last day of work. I have enjoyed my time at work, and the adventures that Meekatharra has to offer. However, my career has strained my current relationship: The Beach. When it's a beautiful sunny day, I'm in the air-conditioned office. When Perth finally gets a heat wave and temperatures reach 39 C, I'm in Meekatharra where everyday is always 39C. When I do make time for The Beach, she is very moody. On weekends, she is cold, and just last weekend started crying (raining). When I race towards her after work, she just blows me back with a constant sea breeze (Fremantle Doctor); my price for spending more time in the office than with her.

I feel that by quitting work, I can spend more time laying on her, and just enjoying the many things she has to bring: the warm white sand, the crystal clear waters, the occasional big waves, the snorkelling. It's going to be a challenge. But I'm up for the task.

Tomorrow is also the Xmas party .... there has been talk of people having "Big Nights"... we'll see.

Laura & JP update: I haven't heard from them for awhile, but that probably is a good thing. I would venture a guess and say that they are around Melbourne right now. I will meet up with them in 5 days in Sydney!

What Street Am I On Again???

2007-12-18T20:48:00.000+09:00

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but finding your way around Perth can be a bit of a challenge. The issue: There are no street signs! One reason this may be so is that there are no overhanging traffic lights (the usual location in Canada), but even side streets can have no signs. You have to walk 3 or 4 blocks to actually discover what street you are on. Ironically, I have found a street that goes in two directions. How confusing must it be if you tell someone you live at the corner of Delhi and Delhi. "Deli and Dehli" .... "No, the corner of Dehli and Dehli" Just too confusing. I miss having JP around with his "JPS". "Turn Right in 200 m .... 100 m ... now"

Another pleasent evening down at the beach not much wind. Swimming, Frisbeeing, Volleyballing, Biking. Not much to complain. The days have almost reached there maximum in length, and the temperatures continue to get warmer. Sure doesn't feel like Xmas.

Jonnymoon SW - Day5 - Busselton Jetty

2007-12-16T10:49:00.000+09:00

The final blog from Laura and JP's Western Australia tour. Not a lot to say here. This was Sunday. It was spectacularly beautiful. We headed to Busselton to see the 2km long jetty. The longest wooden jetty in the southern hemisphere (depending on your source).

The walk is actually very long, and very windy. There are trains that go back and forth along the jetty, but were closed due to renovations.

I took a couple hours out of my schedule to carve my name into the cement!

The end of the Jetty doesn't look the most structurally sound, so we decided not to go right to the end. Probably a wise choice.
After the joy of busselton we stopped in at McDonalds where Laura and JP had some drip coffee. The service was perfect. I had my food in less than a minute, a mcflurry with about 2 full packs of m&ms (not smarties), that were full sized. Laura and JP spent about 20 minutes waiting for their food. I think Laura may have gotten a couple of them fired! It was then back to Perth where we went for a dip at Cottesloe Beach.

Laura and JP are now touring down in South Australia

Jonnymoon SW Day4 PM - You Gotta Be Echidding Me!

2007-12-15T11:00:00.001+09:00

After finding sunshine, we had a great Saturday afternoon, mostly spent in Yallingup at the beach.

This was the beach we went down to. There was major surf, and was packed.... then the winds moved in, and all the smart people took off. We fought long and hard, even went for a swim, but the wind was just too strong (you couldn't lay down on the beach as the sand stung)
View from above, this was when it was really windy. You can imagine how much nicer and clearer it is when it is calm!

We then headed to Canal Rocks before going for Pizza in Dunsborough. The is looking back at the coast from Canal Rocks.
A cool lizard that we saw.... DON"T TOUCH.... it's poisonous ... probably
Canal Rocks from Above
We then set off to watch for whales at an official Whale Observation Post. This is literally what this is...... literally!
After some issues, we found Meelup beach. Not too shabby.

On the walk through Cape Naturaliste, it was probably the most frightened I've been about the possibility of snakes. The sun was just going down and it was heavy bush. Anyway, I warned JP and Laura about the danger, then 30 seconds we were a rustle right next to us. "Freeeeeze, Don't move". They were a bit behind and didn't know what it was. Turns out it was an Echidna (pronounce eeee-kidna). These are sorta porcupine/hedgehog/platypus creatures.
Echidnas are monotremes, and along with platypus are the only mammals that lay eggs. The echidnas have a four-headed penis, but only two of the heads are used during mating. The other two heads "shut down" and do not grow in size. The heads used are swapped each time the mammal has sex. Bet you found that as Interesting as me. Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog video games was an echidna. They also have a funny side to side walk.
After the excitement of the echidna, I wasn't paying attention and smashed my toe against this rock..... OUCH. Toenail is still hanging on!
A view of the bush at Cape Naturaliste
Driving to Cape Naturaliste, JP and I spotted a kangaroo running in this field. Laura was driving and was very jealous. Anyway, driving back, it's now sunset, and I tell them to watch out for 'roos and make sure you don't run them over. Then. eeeerrrrrrrrrr, JP slams on the brakes. Jumps out of the car, and runs 50 metres back. He has spotted some kangaroos. I have very good eyesight, but I got to admit, the kangaroos he saw were about 500 metres away and underneath a tree. Back into the car, 200 metres, we spot these guys. Stop the car again. Fortunately that was the last stop, as we saw another 30 kangaroos on the drive home. We never would have got to our tents.

More Pics click here

Tomorrow: The final Update from Busselton!

Sleeping on Picnic Tables - Live from Alice Springs

2007-12-14T08:51:00.000+09:00

An email sent yesterday by Laura from her tour of Uluru (Ayer's Rock):

JP and I made it back from the The Rock tour a few minutes ago. We had a great time! It poured rain and was 13 degrees the first night and instead of seeing the sunset at Ayers Rock we saw waterfalls!!! and then today it was 43 degrees in the shade as we hiked Kings Canyon. To make things even more interesting our bus broke down and we had to spend 3 hours waiting for a replacement to be shipped in from Alice Springs. It was a looooong day and I am looking forward to sleeping in a bed tonight.

We slept in a swag outside on top of a picnic table last night as there were scorpions roaming freely on the ground! One of them made his home in the entrance to the ladies toilet so that made a trip to pee a bit of an adventure!!!

We are ready to sleep now and will be off to Adelaide tomorrow.

Jonnymoon SW - Day 4 AM - Toews for the Sunshine

2007-12-13T22:06:00.000+09:00

So this is now Saturday, Day 4 of the Roadtrip to the Southwest. We packed up in cloudy, cool Augusta, and trekked out North in search of sunshine. We stopped at a few limestone caves along the way, but tours were every hour, and we'd have to wait around for a while for them, so we just kept driving.

This is Hamelin Bay. One of my co-workers had said this was his absolute favourite place in the world. It was very nice, but still lacked the sunshine.

Awwwwww, they look so sad. Laura and JP were not satisfied with Hamelin Bay, so we continued the journey.

Halfway on the drive from cape to cape (Leeuwin to Naturaliste), we stopped at a beach near Margaret River, and for a brief moment I saw my shadow. Thumbs Up. The joy in the car began to increase!

Toews for the Sunshine!!! and the shirt (thanks M&V). We headed up first stopping Yallingup to find a campsite, then we got to Dunsborough, got some lunch, and headed to the beach, any beach, all we knew was we saw SUNSHINE!!!!! There were still a few clouds at this point, but we just lay on the sand and watched as they were moving in all directions. It was like they were Evaporsploding! (I'm copyrighting that word).

That water near the horizon was so mesmerizing. We kept following it up and down the coast. Trying to find that perfect beach. It's also really cool there as you can walk straight out for about 1km and still be only waist deep. So cool.

I think it was at this beach. I had bought a boomerang here my first week, and had not used it the entire time. I was waiting for this one moment. Anyway, JP was in the water about 20 metres away, and yelled, "Here it comes". The boomerang starts on the right course, then rockets up and to the left about 80 metres, and almost beans a couple people. Woops! The boomerang went back in the bag.

More Photos: click here

Jonnymoon SW - Day 3 PM - Kookaburra, burra, burra

2007-12-13T18:44:00.000+09:00

The long, cloudy day continued, and we made it to Augusta. We found a campsite and then went to go to one of the nearby caves. Of course, it closed at 3:30. Then we headed off to Cape Leeuwin, the Southwest tip of Australia. The convergence of the Southern and Indian Oceans. Laura and JP weren't quite as impressed as me, so we didn't actually go to the end of the cape.

But I did take a picture of a picture of where we could have stood. It has a sign saying Southern Ocean to left, and Indian Ocean to the Right. So Cool.

As the weather wasn't much fun, nor was Augusta, we spent most of the afternoon watching birds and taking the odd photog. Gulls, Pelicans, some crazy beaked bird, and my favourite, the Kookaburra.

The Award Winning "Standing on One Foot Yawning Pelican" Shot
JP got so excited about that one he had an "accident" and had to hang his boxers up to dry

The Kookaburra has the most personality of any bird I've ever seen (or hit with a Landcruiser). I think it is in their eyes. They have these beautiful puppy dog eyes, and a cute face, and seem to look right into your soul. We named this guy Kookoo. During the Sydney Olympics, one of the mascots was a Kookaburra named Olly. We also started singing a Kookaburra song: You can be my Kookaburra, burra, burra, hey, hey""

Kookoo the Kookaburra

More Photos, Click here

Coming up tomorrow: In Pursuit of Happiness ("Sunshine")

Jonnymoon SW - Day 3 AM - Valley of the Giants

2007-12-11T22:59:00.000+09:00

JP was up at 6am, camera in hand ..... but he didn't get to see the kangaroo with the joey in the pouch. We packed up the tents and headed for the Valley of the Giants (we had went yesterday, but Laura and JP are learning the Western Australia rule of everything closes by 4 or 5pm, so we did not get in). The Valley of the Giants in Walpole is a forest with giant eucalyptus trees. There is a walkway you can go up that is above the trees and reaches a maximum height of 40 metres. Growing up in British Columbia, I didn't think I'd be too impressed by the forest, but when you are actually above the trees, watching birds in the top canopy, it's pretty spectacular.

Laura and JP on the walkway

Looking down the tree
The Lost Croc 2
You get way up there!

There was also some Ancient walk, that wasn't as good as it was just walking on the ground. However, there were some massive Tingle Trees (we started to use the word tingle as code for taking a pee) that you could walk into and sometimes through!

Inside a Tingle Tree

Enough of Walpole, destination Augusta, but lots of driving inbetween. Due to the long drive, we decided to stop in Pemberton and check out one of the local tourist spots; the Gloucester Tree (pronounced Glowster with an Ow sound not Glow). Since we were entering a "National Park", there was a guy at the entrance to the parking lot that came up for the $10 admission charge. Before we paid, we wanted to know what this Gloucester Tree was. "It's a tree, you climb it, there also some trails to walk on". Laura and JP were not sold on the description, but I the whole "climbing a tree" part intrigued me, so I threw out the $10 bill.

Turns out the the Gloucester Tree is a 61 metre tall tree with metal climbing bars that rotate around the tree, allowing you to climb it. It only goes one full rotation around the tree, so you are still climbing vertically (which means, you still fall vertically). Since I put down the 10 spot, I felt I had to go up this thing, and I'm not overreacting when I say this was one of the least Safe things I've done in my life.... especially wearing Crocs. They should actually have someone there supervising.

JP and I both succeeded in reaching the top and had a beautiful view of the Pemberton valley. Laura decided to stay at the bottom. She probably made the wise decision as going down was a lot more nerveracking than climbing up.

JP atop the Gloucester Tree

Jon atop the tree
The view from atop
JP started the slow descent
What you saw looking up
The Gloucester Tree is the second from the left ... it was a big climb

I feel bad about this, but for lunch i suggest a Chicken and Chips fast food place (all small australian towns have Chicken and Chips). JP got his first experience with Aussie Bacon in his chicken burger, Laura just got some strange chicken sandwich, and I ended up with a nicely cook chicken breast [Experience ;)] I also got a large thing of gravy for us to share. They should replace the word large with TUB. We barely even made a dent in this thing. It was probably 3kg of gravy. Ewwwwwww.

Back on the Road, where I caught up on some much needed Zzzzzzzz's. Next up: Augusta and its Birds (that's about as exciting as August got)

More Valley of Giants and Gloucester Tree photos Click Here

Jonnymoon SW - Day 2 PM - The Gap

2007-12-11T18:58:00.000+09:00

After the most beautiful beach in the world, we trekked back to Albany to have lunch, and then off to The Gap. The Gap is just a big gap in the rock cliffs. Because of the big storm the night before, the seas were very rough and the waves were absolutely pounding inside the gap. I got drenched just walking to the site. Salt + camera lens = Bad. One thing that is great (scary) about Western Australia is that there are no real safety precautions anywhere. There is a nice little recommended lookout for the Gap, but it is very easy to head for a new vantage point and find yourself walking off the cliff. We said that anyone going in The Gap would be going for their last swim. Also there was Natural Bridge.... It was alright.

Laura and JP at the Gap
Water flying up over the cliffs
Natural Bridge

Waves pounding on the rocks
The windshield when we got back to the car ... can you say salt?

After The Gap, we headed to the blowholes. The blowholes blew, literally. In 2 ways: First, a light whistling sound could be heard every minute or so, and secondly, it just wasn't very spectacular. Especially compared to The Gap. It didn't help that it was a kilometre walk to that site. The Gap wins this round.We then headed off to our next destination: Walpole.

Laura took over the driving. Before this trip, I thought Laura had never driven a manual car... She asked me not to comment on her driving.... :) I'm happy to be alive.

JP and I stopped at Matilda's Garden in Denmark to get a bottle of wine. Mmmmmm free wine sampling! Then we found a campground in Walpole.

Matilda's Vineyard

Camping Attitude

JP spots a rare woodchip and has to get a photo

A few visits from neat australian wildlife: Kookaburra's (more to come), blue wrens, bandicoots. One of the old ladies there got JP excited by telling us about a kangaroo that comes up ever morning with it's joey in the pouch to have brekkie. Let's just say, JP went to bed thinking it was Christmas Eve. Would he get to see this amazing moment......

MORE PHOTOS FROM THIS DAY: Click here

Jonnymoon SW - Day 2 AM - THE BEST BEACH IN THE WORLD

2007-12-10T18:13:00.000+09:00

Well, Laura and JP have flown off to Alice Springs on their Australia tour. They are heading to the heat of Uluru (Ayer's Rock). Go figure, but it gets scorching in perth with 34 Celsius today, and kinda muggy. Anyhow, will continue to update the SW west trip over the next few days, and in two weeks will catch up on the Jonnymoon in Sydney.

Middleton Beach

After the thunder and Lightning of Wednesday night, we woke up to a beautiful morning at Emu Beach/Middleton Beach in Albany on Day 2. As there was nice warm shower back at the cabin, I took it upon myself to go for a swim in the Southern Ocean. Disaster struck before I even got to the beach as my swim trunks ripped while sitting down in a chair. Thus, it would be those shorts' final swim! The water was a little chillier than Perth water, but not horrible. The local we talked to said she never puts her feet in the water even in the middle of summer in February. What a wimp!

Ripped shorts ... booooo

Heading into the Southern Ocean

That same local gave us a tip. 40km to the east was "the best beach in the world". JP liked to say that line over and over again in his best attempt at the australian accent. Still not very good. I have a lot of trouble picking up the accent, as you just have to shorten words, and say them fast (ex. Water = Wata, How you going = owyegoin'). The beach was called "Little Beach", and it IS safe to say that it's the best beach in the world. It was packed. A total of 3 people were there (including us). The water was so extremely turqoisey, the sand so white. The beach was dominated by two large pegmatitic boulders in the centre. The weather was still a bit chilly, and the seas a bit rough, but in the middle of summer with 25 to 30 C weather, this is definately "the best beach in the world".

Heaven (aka Little Beach) below: more pics here

Enjoying the scenery

Coming up: The Gap ... and I'm not talking about clothes

SW Jonnymoon - Part 1 - The Road to Albany

2007-12-09T21:36:00.000+09:00

We have made it back to Perth from our Five Day adventure. For anyone interested in following our path, we went Perth to Albany to Denmark to Walpole to Pemberton to Augusta to Yallingup to Dunsborough to Busselton to Perth (1800km). Wow, say that one in a sentence. Anyhoo. As I took "heaps" of photos, I'm going to just slowly upload them along with stories (you'll have to wait mom!). I gotta have time to get my life back in order! Stupid ironing. Does anyone know any secrets on ironing the sleeves, i hate those things. Back to the photos. Part 1 can be found click here.

We headed off for the great Southwest coast of Western Australia on Wednesday. We were all smiles. JP got his first taste of driving on the wrong side of the road. Even with the coaching, he still put on the windshield wipers for his first turn. It gets us all. We did a last minute change of plans to the route. Due to unfavourable weather forecasts for Albany for the next 5 days, we decided to head to Albany first and hope for the good weather at the end of the trip.

Well, we certainly got some heavy rains. It's funny driving through these areas that have no green vegetation. Everything looks dead, yet it's pouring rain! Did we pick bad day or what?
After making it to Albany, we found out that they still have dinosaurs. Not only do they have these prehistoric creatures, but they are known to cross the street in certain areas. Thanks for letting us know Albany!

It was a bit chilly in Albany, but that didn't stop me from heading into the water on the first night. In actual fact, the water was warmer than outside, and I wouldn't get out as it was too nice just standing. I'm flashing 3 fingers to mark my 3rd Ocean i've been in: Pacific, Indian, Southern. Next up: Atlantic.... I'm not so sure on the Arctic.

We decided to make a wise choice and spend a little extra the first night for a cabin 80 metres from the beach. It was more than camping, but the heavy rains turned into heavier rains with thunder and lightning. Money well spent. For more photos from day 1 click here.

Back to work tomorrow .... Boooooooooooooo

Laura & JP's Jonnymoon - Day 3

2007-12-04T21:07:00.001+09:00

It's late, I'm tired, and I need to pack for our 5 day road trip for tomorrow, so I will keep it quick. Photos from today are at: http://picasaweb.google.com/australialiterally/LauraJPSJonnymoonDay3

The day had a few good highlights. We went down to Cottesloe Beach. It was much calmer than the previous two days. Then headed to Freo and did some walking around the City. I ran into 3 crazy people .... and yes .... very crazy. Anyhow, the pictures say it all, highlights include Jimmy the Seagull, The Lost Croc, Fattest Pigeon EVER!, crazy guy 1 from Cottesloe, Bikini Girls massage, and Laura and Jon with their asian immigrant friends.

See you in a 5 days!

The Jonnymoon Continues

2007-12-03T21:33:00.000+09:00

They came up with that one. I think it has a nice ring to it. Well the two of them did very well considering the JetLag of travelling half way around the world. Not to mention completely missing Saturday. That was JP's 1/4 Birthday as well. He'll have no memories of that special day. They both slept through til about 7am, and have stayed up to current time (9:30pm).

We have had a big day. We did some quick family webcam sessions before heading to the beaches. Monday morning and "cold" weather (only 25 Celsius) means no one is at the beach. We first went to the local City Beach, and then travelled north past Scarborough to a place called North Beach (creative name). It was a beautiful morning, but I've still been unable to get them to go into the Indian Ocean. They still have the shark paranoia. JP bought a towel and boardies (board shorts) at the mall today, so he has no excuse anymore. Oh yah, to get an idea on the crackdown on Drunk Driving in Perth, I almost got "breathalyzed" at 10am on Monday on a beach road (every driver that goes through a roadblock is breathalyzed on the spot). The two cars in front of me got pulled over, but fortunately I snuck through. I obviously hadn't been drinking, but mouthwash can cause you to blow over the limit. Zoinks!!!

We then headed shopping for shoes .... not quite ... but close. First to the Outlet Mall, then took the bus to the city. Not much exciting happened down there. I cooked up some dinner, then we headed to King's Park to enjoy the sunset. Very nice. Wish I had my bocca set for the grass there.

I'm tired... another busy day tomorrow I'm sure.

North Beach .... where are all the people?

It does not feel like Christmas, long days, warm weather .... it feels more like SUMMER!

Can you spot which are statues and which are JP and I

JP taking his token "bark" photos for the trip .... he's actually British Columbia's foremost expert on Bark Photography

Perth Reflections

Another one with the two.

Another Majestic Drive... I mean Sunset

Laura & JP's Australian Honeymoon Adventure ....

2007-12-02T21:07:00.000+09:00

AND JON!!!!!!

Well the guests have officially arrived. My sister Laura and her husband JP flew in to Perth this afternoon to begin there 1 month Australian Honeymoon Adventure. They both looked very well considering the 22+ hours of flight time. My roommate was kind enough to lend his other car, so I met them at the Perth Airport. After a few accidental detours (to South Perth ... woops), we made it back to my place. First thing is first, we have to get to the beach. We ended up at City Beach as I had several friends down there. It was a bit windy and choppy, but not the worst I've seen it. Laura and JP were apprehensive about going in the water.... maybe tomorrow. Then back to my place where they napped for an hour, then dinner, then off to Cottesloe to catch the sunset, and have a peak at the Sunday Sessions.

They have now tucked into bed at 9pm, which isn't bad.... it'll take a couple days at least to get over the jet lag. I do find it quite hilarious that my sister is spending the first official night of her honeymoon sleeping in her little brother's bed. I bet she never would have imagined that one. As for me .... I'm left with the swag (thanks Mark and Holly!)

I think the plan for tomorrow is beaches, beaches and more beaches. Whether is still going to be quite cool. It will only be 25 Celsius tomorrow. Today was a chilly 22. Brrrrr...

JP and Laura, happy to see sunshine

First steps in the Indian Ocean

Alright, JP say "Cheese", and Laura, you scream!

JP already starting his job as a Christmas Card photographer ... he's planning to pay for the trip doing this!

Laura and JP ...... and Jon

Not a bad sunset .... a little cloudy though

You gotta love Australia .... they give out free parking!!!! They tried to make people pay for parking at the beaches, but that went against the Australian Way of Life.

Advent Calendar & The Castle Fiascos

2007-12-01T22:42:00.000+09:00

Well Happy December 1st. Officially the First day of Summer!!! They do their "seasons" a bit different down here. Summer felt more like winter today. It only got to about 22 C, and it rained for a couple minutes in the morning. Brrrr..... but that still didn't stop me from heading to the beach where I used my body board for the first time. Thankfully! as the surf was extraordinary today and I would have been swept away.

To celebrate the Christmas season (Still doesn't feel right having Christmas in Summer), I decided to purchase an Advent Calendar. I took it home, and peeled open #1.

There I found, no chocolate, but a circular candy cane-like candy. Wtf?? I open #2, same thing. Where's the chocolate.

I then rip open the whole thing, and these circular candies are all the SAME. The only difference is they changed the colours in each of the rows. Where's the chocolate clovers, and bells, and snowflakes, and chimneys, and reindeer, and snowman, and sled and Santa (on the 24th of course) ..... Maybe they think the chocolate will melt in the heat?

Needless to say, the Advent calendar didn't last too long .......

This evening, I attempted to watch an Australian classic by the name, The Castle. I remember a friend of mine telling me about this movie when i was 15. He kept going on and on and on about how funny it was "Tell him he's Dreaming". I have always searched for it back home, but never came across it. Now it is mine!!! I purchased it yesterday. Time to open it up and start watching the hilarity.

Hmmmm, what's that funny red thing on the side ..... never seen that before.

Oh, no worries, it's just a fancy Australian DVD locking instrument that prevents you from opening the DVD. Great!!!! Time to bring out the knife!

Scratches build character and tell stories.

Good as new!!! Here's the crazy red thing. It's actually very large, and blocks the "Push In" part of the case that releases the CD. More jimmying to get that out. The DVD took a couple blows from the knife, but was still in working order.

Because I cut up the case, I found a rather interesting discovery on the back of the cover. It was a Certificate of Registration and Pedigree for dogs...... Well you know how much paper costs these days.... they gotta recycle
That's all for today .... another cold day tomorrow. It's only supposed to be 23 Celsius .... :*(

By the way, I didn't actually watch The Castle as it took too long to get the case open, but will comment on the movie when I do!

You say Xavier, I say EX-avier

2007-11-30T21:23:00.000+09:00

Fresh off the election of his father Krudd (Kevin Rudd) as Prime Minister of Australia. Xavier Rudd (Xrudd) performed a concert in Fremantle last night. The place was jam packed with people .... and the marijuana was floating around. I think I got completely stoned and didn't even touch the stuff... just like Ross Rebagliatti .... it was either that, or I was just really hungry and sleepy .... The highlight was watching the security guards drag the offenders out of the crowds. I'd never heard of Xrudd, but he's really big here, and supposedly in Canada as well. He's a really good vocalist, and performed about 5 or 6 instruments. I struggle to just play one .... the ukulele. He was really anti John Howard, which is pretty obvious with the last name Rudd.

Other interesting facts about Xrudd: He doesn't wear shoes .... ever ! ..... ewwwww, I don't think i want to see the bottoms of his feet. He grew up in Torquay (tor-kay), Victoria. This fact alone makes me his new #1 fan as I went to Torquay Elementary School in a different kind of Victoria!!!!

A quiet Friday night here full of laundry and cleaning .... my sister Laura, and her husband JP are arriving to Perth for a one month tour of Australia on Sunday. I am looking forward to seeing family again. They will spend a week here, before heading to other parts of the country. I will then meet them in Sydney for Christmas and New Years.

Meekatharra Revolutions

2007-11-28T20:39:00.000+09:00

A Willy Willy

Well I did another trip to Meekatharra. This time it was just a quick two nighter because the drillers hadn't finished in time during the last trip. They also said they had struck exactly what we were looking. So I headed all the way back, just to discover that they don't know what they are talking about. Talk about a waste.

Not much exciting from this trip. It was much much cooler, only about 37 / 38 C this time. The highlight of the trip was being in the middle of a "Willy Willy". It wasn't quite as extreme as the photo above, but it shows up out of nowhere. We step out of the LandCruiser, and noticed a slight breeze, as we walked out a bit further it picked up. "Nice wind, it's blowing the flies away" [there were still thousands of flies]. Then the winds really picked up and a piece of paper blew out the LandCruiser door. The fieldie raced to close the doors, while I watched this paper to see where it would blow to. I did not expect to blow almost completely vertical, with a spiral flow. Pretty soon it was so far up in the air that we lost it. I'm guessing well over 500m to 1 km high, and it just kept going as it was trapped in it. I'm just glad it wasn't my hat that blew away.....

My other big event in Meeka was discovering that something was in my toilet on monday. It was large, and moved very quick; it went "under" before i could get my eyes on it. My best guess was cockroach or frog. Anyhow, the next day, and after a few "flushes" (props to it for surviving a couple of them ;)..... I saw it just sitting on the rim, and yes it was a frog. Tried to get a photo, but it was camera shy.

That was the excitement. Then back to Meekatharra:
Jon: Hi, my name is Jon, I'm on the flight
Airport Staffer: Ok Jon, place your bag on the scale, Do you have any dangerous goods or weapons?
Jon: Nope
Airport Staffer: Ok, see you on the plane
You aren't even given a boarding pass .... gotta love outback security ..... :)

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Back to Perth, I had a taxi driver tell me he was going to show me something I've never seen before. He said, he knew a building that was built like a sheep. I was quite excited, as this is not New Zealand. Anyway, he showed me the building, and I was really upset, as it looked absolutely nothing like a sheep. Still he insisted, a sheep, a sheep, a big sheep. That's when I realized that for the last 10 minutes he had been talking about SHIPS.... oh my ... talk about lost in translation.... I'm still learning Australian

I hit up City Beach for a bit and met up with Matt after he finished work. Then spent the afternoon getting tossed around by giant waves. Now I'm paying the price as salt water keeps coming out of my nose whenever I lean over.....

or is it clear blood????

Oh yah ..... Australian Idol winner was Natalie .... the show went on way too long, and I just looked it up on the internet, and then went to bed ....

and the winner is .......

2007-11-24T17:54:00.001+09:00

Kevin Rudd and Labour Party. Yadda Yadda Yadda, John Howard didn't even get elected to his own seat ....

Now to the more pressing debate ..... Who will win Australian Idol??? I've got to admit, these two were both my favourites from the start. One is a 26 year old fiery Italian hottie from Melbourne. The other is the 17 year old overally sensitive boy that that has eyes that could melt gold. Natalie Gauci vs Matt Corby.

Nat Vs Matt.

Who will win?

Video highlights below:

Natalie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUM5QTUbW5U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alb4qr77HXk

Matt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EVxzcYKCEs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCQkPJ1vhho

Australia Votes

2007-11-24T11:02:00.000+09:00

Today is a big day for Australia ..... it's National Election Day. It's been interesting following the Aussie Politics. The current government is the Liberals (lead by Prime Minister John Howard), and the favourite to win are the Labour Party (lead by Kevin Rudd). My first week that I arrived in Australia saw the breaking of a news story that Kevin Rudd went to a New York strip club about 5 years ago. This isn't America, so needless to say, Kevin Rudd's (who I've nicknamed Krudd) popularity went through the roof!!!!

John Howard has been Prime Minister since 1996, and is running for his 5th term in office. Strangely, he's going to run, but then pass the prime minister torch to another politician in a year or two. People haven't appreciated that gesture. Howard isn't the most well-liked individual as he is pretty buddy/buddy with president bush. Also, a couple weeks ago, he went on tv to say "sorry" about a rise in interest rates. The next day, he went on tv to admit that his "sorry" was not actually an apology and that he wasn't going to apologize for the interest rates...... I always thought sorry was an apology????

Funniest things about each candidate:

John Howard: Mr Sheen (http://www.101usesforajohnhoward.com/2007/10/23/84-mr-sheen/)

Kevin Rudd: Eargate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnMPLvYTVs8) .... maybe the grossest thing i have EVER seen

Polls suggest that Rudd will win in a landslide .... but I'm more interested in who gets more votes for Australian Idol tomorrow.

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I went swimming at Cott beach this morning .... with my new goggles .... there was a water polo incident that shattered my old pair. It was sad to see them go :(

Out with the Old, In with the Nucleus

2007-11-23T22:50:00.000+09:00

Because my field hat wasn't fitting me anymore, and because I'm heading back to Meekatharra on Monday, I decided to get a small trim at the barber shop. Small meaning first haircut since early July. It's nice to have the shorter hair in the summer here, however, my ears and neck have yet to be exposed to this powerful sun (UV index = 11 .... and I thought it ended at 10). It was a refreshing change as we are now getting temps in the mid 30's in Perth. It's still a month away from summer!

In other exciting news..... a couple nights ago I came across the first hockey I've seen here. Some blokes were playing on a patio down at Cottesloe Beach. They were using those plastic fruit baskets as nets. I asked them where I could find a hockey stick, and it turns out that one of them works at the only store you can buy them at. I will have to make the trip to find that store....

Also, while talking to those hockey guys, I met my first American in Perth. Which is a little strange as I've probably run into about 20 Canadians etc here. The story goes: They asked why I was interested in hockey, and I said, "well I'm Canadian". They point to the girl who was watching them "so is she!!!!". I ask her "Really, where are you from?". "I'm actually from the US, but people think it's cooler if I say I'm from Canada" .... too funny.

I subbed in for a beach volleyball team last night. In my entire life, I've never played people more inept at volleyball than the team we played against. One woman would basically just throw her arms into the air and hope she hit it. One of the dudes would bump the ball like he was trying to lift an oversized box. There poor performance actually rubbed off on our team, and we narrowly beat them. I think there was one rally where the ball went over the net 4 times.

Cereal Blog #7 - Mini-Wheats

2007-11-23T20:50:00.000+09:00

Kellogg's Mini-Wheats ..... mmmm, mmmm, one of my favourite cereals..... wait a minute .... Australia only has Whole Grain Mini-Wheats. There is the "good for you" wholegrain side, featuring: triticale, oats, barley, wheat, and rye. However, there is also the same serious taste on the other side. Where's the fun-loving sugary side. I want my choice of Brown Sugar or White Sugar. I want to be able to soak them in milk, and pick the sugar coating off with my teeth and throw the rest in the garbage. It's like baking a cake, but not putting icing on it, or saying you have a mullet, but without the party at the back!

When I eat my Mini-Wheats.... I feel like a part of me is missing....

The fun side :*(

Evening at Swanny and Cott

2007-11-20T21:52:00.001+09:00

After a tough day that involved, golfing, biking, swimming, and biking, I decided to go on another bike trip down to the coast for sunset at Swanbourne and Cottesloe beaches. It amazes me that it just keeps getting more and more spectacular each day. What will tomorrow bring ... oh yah .... work. Photos below (for more click here):

Crazy Art thing

Jacque enjoying the view

North Cott Beach

Footsteps to paradise

The Great Wall(ter) of Sand

Jon

Big Time Waves

Kite Surfing at Sunset

SUNSET!!!!

3-month Anniversary

2007-11-19T21:17:00.001+09:00

Cities that have visited my site...

Wow, I can't believe I've been in Australia for 3 months. That's almost 1/4 of a year. I thought I might take this moment to say a few things about the website http://www.australialiterally.blogspot.com/ . I started tracking the site in mid-september after finally figuring out it was possible. Since then, there have been 814 visits by 112 different visitors. Not bad..... almost to a thousand.

In terms of Countries, Canada dominates with 689 visits, Australia is next at 73, followed by the USA at 17. Almost all of Europe has visited my site .... countries that is. These include: UK, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, Hungary, Portugal, Estonia, Romania, Germany, Netherlands, Turkey, France and Finland. Interestingly, there have been no African or Asian visitors to the site yet .... what am I doing wrong???

There was a heated battle for top city a couple months ago, but Vancouver has taken over with 370 visits, compared to Victoria at 254. 3rd place goes to Perth (51), and 4th to Burnaby(23).

86% of the visitors use Windows .... a whopping 14% use Macs. Who's cooler now??

About 15% of visitors access the site through google. There are some interesting "Keywords" that people use to find the site. Below is a list of them:

Australia Literally (66 times)
Australia Literally Blogspot (34)
Meekatharra (4)
"Saltana Bran" "Raisin Bran" (1) .... someone really likes Bran (Uncle Dave?)
"Tara Moss" (1)
boom boom room victoria bc facebook ..... some creepy stalker dude
cereal blogs (1) ..... SUCCESS!!!
fall back kids daylight savings (1)
half-flush toilet australia (1)
how are weet bix made (1) .... someone was very curious ... how are they made?
hungry jacks circle of life (1) .... how do people come up with these searches?
jon boyd bc hydro australia (1) .... Frank?
justin timberlake golfing in australia (1) ..... JT.... gotta love him
keanu (1) ..... Pop Quiz Hot Shot, you are going to be disappointed, what do you do, what do you do?
khaki man (1) .... Carv can you believe someone typed this in ... or was it you?
meekatharra airport dangerous (1) ..... that story is for another time...
meekatharra train timetable (1) .... didn't know that meekatharra had a train ???
transperth (1)
two scoops raisin bran myth (1) ..... hahhahaha, the cereal continues ........
and my personal favourite to finish .......
Tim Horton Timatin (1) ..... you had to be in Montreal with me and my brother for that one. This person spent a good 1 minute 3 seconds on the site. 5th highest of the searches, they must have been happy.

I can't wait to see some new "searches" ..... Well that's all I have to say about that ....

Rottnest Weekend!

2007-11-18T21:05:00.000+09:00

Fresh from 10 days in the Outback, I headed 20km west from the coast to Rottnest Island "Rotto". I went with 8 others .... with me being the "9th Wheel". If there is such a thing. Anyway, keeping things simple.... Rotto is the GREATEST place I have ever been in my entire life. Why you ask (click for PHOTOS!!!):

No cars anywhere (except for a few buses) ... so you have to bike everywhere. The island is about 10 km long, and about 4-5 km wide. Jacques and I had a great time.
The beaches and coves and bays were EXTRAORDINARY!!!!! The beaches in Maui bow down to these things. They were absolutely breathtaking. And there were hundreds of them. You could go to popular ones, wavey ones, coral rich ones, secluded ones .... any beach possible.
Did someone say Quokkas!!!! These little mini kangaroos sort of look like big rats that hop. But they are the CUTEST things I have ever seen in my entire life!

Some other big highlights of the trip:

I headed off early and took the train downtown and caught up with the group at the Jetty in the perth for the start of the cruise.
Everyone brought there bikes and we spent a lot of the time riding around, causing trouble, running quokkas/children off the road. We called ourselves the BMX Bandits. After a Nicole Kidman movie from 1983.
Crazy drunk/drugged Irish guy did backflips off the dock with his Irish girly. They then brought out the old drunk guys to jump into the water as well. It was good times. Check out the pics.
Was in the water at Parker Point when we looked onto the beach to see a blonde using a Canadian Flag Towel to cover her chest as she took off her top. I've never been so proud of my country. I instantly broke into "Oh Canada" and tears poured from my eyes.
I had a quokka practically climb up onto my lap.... I just about cried because it was so damn cute.
Irish girly made a visit to our cabin .... at 3am!!!! that was after the party next door had broken up. I woke up at 2am to "We are the Champions!!!" ... I of course broke out into song with them. There were also a lot of "F" this and "F" that. Anyhow, the Irish girly wanted to sleep in our cabin on the couch.... which would have meant she was sleeping with me!!!!
There were 6 beds in the cabin, 9 people. We tried the old "tallest people can't sleep on cotts" ... I even brought out my horror story of being trapped in a cott that closed on me for 3 hours. Anyway, we had a draw .... and the 3 tallest guys got the cotts!!!! Yeah, 1 was sleeping in the kitchen, the other in the hall, and me in the living room. I still have bruises in my hips and lower back.
The BMX Bandits (minus 2) rolled off the boat in Fremantle (we decided not to go to perth) and we hit the road. It was great, this time instead of running quokkas/children off the road, cars/trains were running us off the road!!!!

Anyhoo .... It was a great great great great weekend. Now some sleep .... in a normal bed!!!

A freight in Freo

The BMX Bandits

Parker Point

Thomson Bay

Crazy Irish Guy Jumping into the water

This guy was on more than just alcohol ... this was taken seconds after he tried to kick our volleyball. The only thing he did kick, was his own ass.

Quokka on the run!

Oh my god!!!!! CUTEST PHOTO EVER!!!!. The quokka practically was jumping on my lap. He was my soulmate!

Secluded Cabin near a salt lake

Carl diving into "The Basin"

3 of the 9 BMX Bandits ... Sam, me and Holly

Meekatharra Reloaded

2007-11-16T19:03:00.000+09:00

Meekatharra Reloaded ….. some of the highlights (& lowlights) of 10 days in the bush at temperatures hovering in the low 40’s!!!! (in point form …. I’m getting tired of sentence and paragraph structure):

I watched an emu run straight into a wire fence .... with humourous results
I had my first kangaroo .... FOR DINNER!!!! It's just a chewy version of steak. Not bad. Very lean, and no fat.
6am start one day, not wakeup but start. Got to see my first Outback sunrise! It was good .... but not great.
We chased 3 sheep and 1 lamb (not on purpose) down the road in the landcruiser. The lamb tripped and fell, and then one of the sheep bailed overtop it. They both struggled to get up.... them BAMMM. They both got on their feet and ran off.
One night, watched an Australian Quiz show in the pub and the question was "This person was born in Victoria British Columbia, Canada ......" The answer turned out to be Tara Moss .... she went to my high school!!! Therefore, I am cool….
Got to see a few more cool animals (dingo, bungarra…. etc)
Sinead O ‘Connor Karaoke in the Landcruiser. “Nothing compares 2 u”
Participated in “Chase the Ace” bar game, in which one person gets to draw cards. If they get the Ace of Spades, they win $4000. There was an incident where I heard “70” and thought I WON …. But in actual fact it was “17” … Still have trouble understanding the Australian language.
Had a CDN moment in a crowded pub on Friday night. Went with 3 straight BA songs. I had to ask everyone to “Please Forgive Me”, because “Everything I do, I do it for you” … haven’t you “Ever really really really really” wanted to listen to BA.
Holy Crikey!!!! Hearing “Never in 15 years of fieldwork….” and “In 10 years of drilling, I’ve never seen flies this bad” from the more experienced workers is not a good sign. I’ve almost gone completely insane. There have been times when I’ve looked down at my hands and had about 40-50 flies on each of them. I’d say there were probably 1000 within 5 cm of my body. Buzzing, and climbing all over you in desperate search of any bodily fluid. I went to the grocery store, and the mosquito nets were sold out. What are the odds! But there were food covers!!! So I did a little scissor work, and will now look like a bride getting ready to walk down the aisle. Except the aisle of the church is a dusty road in the Outback. And instead of a groom waiting …. I have 1000 little bugs. Yeeeaaahhh!!!
One great thing about being here for so long. I decided to get a few Cereal snackpacks. Kellog’s!!! Now most of the cereals have actually already been blogged about already;
However, some new ones:
Frosted Flakes = Frosties … and bizarrely there is no frosting on them. Theeeeeyyyy’rrrrrrr not Grrreeaaattt!
Froot Loops – appeared a bit more sugary
Special K – bigger than the Canadian version, and doesn’t have that crackly sound
Had my first view of a DEADY Australians spider in a sample bag. The White Tail Spider. Crikey!
There may have been an appearance by Keanu Reeves. Pop Quiz Hot Shot …It’s 45 Celsius, and you have no water, What do you do? What do you do?
Took part in my first true outback Australian Barbie!
Had a different kind of Remembrance Day Ceremony. We attempted 1 minute of silence, but the flies didn’t do a very good job complying.
Wow, it actually rained for a couple minutes.
I decided to give up the 3+ weeks of beard growth, and went with a Handle Bar moustache. I was quickly given the nickname Chopper, as there was an infamous Hitman named Chopper Read in Melbourne who had similar facial hair. The nickname then morphed into Chopper Five as that was my room number. I would pound my chest and then give a weather report from “Chopper Five” …. "It’s going to be hot today in Meekatharra”.
There was an interesting show from one of the locals one morning. It began at 7:30 as he walked into the Corner Store, arms raised, and “Roaring”. He then crouched down, turned towards me and “Hissed”. Very similar to what Misty (childhood cat) used to do. He then checked around the store a bit, before making eye contact with me again. He then started doing some random punches, kicks, and then The Crane (Karate Kid move). At this point, the owner of the store says “If you are going to act like a F@#!ing Idiot, then get the F@#! Out of my store!!!!!!”. He quickly left. Rumours were he was on Petrol. Very very very funny.
One night one of the driller’s offsiders took offence to something that was said by my coworker. Actually conversation is as follows:
Him: “Dude, you gotta tell me what room he’s in, I’m going kick his ass”
Me: “Sorry man, I can’t six say, what room six he’s in, that would six, just go against six work ethics. Room Six”
Him: “Oh man, come on, you gotta tell me, I’m so “bleeping” mad. He dissed me man, he dissed me. What room is he in”
Me: Sixry … I mean sorry, I six can’t say man. If six, you went to room six, and beat him six up. I’d get six in trouble, room six.”
Him: “Shit man, just tell me”
Me: “Six … I just six can’t say, you’ll have to six, find out six what room six he’s in from six someone else.”
Him: “Fine, I’ll find out from someone else”
Can you tell alcohol might have been involved ….. let’s just say, he didn’t show up to work the next morning.
Finally, brought out the Don Boyd look for the final day.

mmmm mmmm .... my first kangaroo

CSI: Australia .... who ate that kangaroo?

Viewing my first dingo

A bungarra

Stop bugging me!!!

Cereal Funpack

Homemade bug net

Killer spider in the sample bag!!!

A willy willy

Chopper Five

the "Don" Boyd look

The Race That Stops A Nation

2007-11-06T20:09:00.001+09:00

Today was Melbourne Cup day!!! You might think "horse race? who the heck cares about that?". Well, I will tell you that EVERY SINGLE AUSTRALIAN does. I'm not really sure there is anything to compare it to back home. There is the same buzz in the air that you would have when Canada plays in the Olympic Golf Medal game, but this happens every year. The amount of work done on this day would probably be equivalent to the work done on Christmas. People are more focussed on how they can get the fanciest hat or which hand to use to drink champagne and which to use to cheer.

Me pulling out my picks from a sample bag

Our office had conducted a pool, and I ended up with three horses #13 Lazer Sharp, #22 Eskimo Queen, and #23 Princess Coup. I had high hopes for my Eskimo and my Princess. Also thought the 23 would be lucky for me!

Most offices have a big catered Melbourne Cup party / lunch. But not ours. 3 of us just ended up going to a co-workers house, broke out the champagne/hats and cheered on the race. A rather surprising win by Efficient upset a lot of people who went with the favourites Purple Moon, and Master O'Reilly.

This was the jockey of Princess Coup ... no wonder why he lost

Other good horse names were: Dolphin Jo and Blutigeroo. Maybe Better will maybe be better next time as he pulled up lame. The race had a bit of a french flare to it as one horse was named On A Jeune = They Have Young Person. Princess Coup can also be translated to Princess Blow .... which is exactly how Princess performed in the race today.

Me sad that my horses lost ... also wearing a rather Mexican looking hat

Well another Truly Australian Moment can be crossed off the list. Also, should be noted that I finally threw some "'Shrimp on the Barbie'' on Saturday. What will be next? Maybe a little tossing of the boomerang? or how about Christmas on the beach? ..... heading to Meeka again tomorrow for 10 days. Back Nov 16. Before heading to Rottnest Island for a couple days. I will try to get online at some point in Meeka, but no guarantees. I do have some good news. My 7am flight tomorrow was delayed til 11 .... wahoo .... sleep in time!

Cereal Blog #6 - Milo

2007-11-05T22:14:00.000+09:00

Mmmmm, mmmmm, Milo. What happens when you mix chocolate, with cereal, with milk, add a little chocolate? You get Nestle's Milo, the Nutritious ENERGY cereal. Something tells me that cereals that have there own chocolate bars, and powdery milk drinks aren't the most nutritious in the world. However, taste wise, Milo is amazing. You start out with a big bowl, and by the end you just have chocolate milk. It's 2 for the price of 1. Warning! Do not try to fill the bowl with the same left over milk from the first. You may create the most Choc-tastic drink you will every experience.

In day to day news..... I've really begun to integrate into Australian culture. By that I mean I have taken up swimming. People who know me well know that I could swim about 20 metres before gasping for air, and screaming for my life. Today, I went for 1.35 kilometres --- with some help from flippers ;). For the first time, I got to a point where my entire lower body shut down from cramps. My feet, my ankles, my calves, my quads, my hamstrings all went numb and screamed in pain. At that moment four Staffers started yelling at me. "wow, they can tell I'm struggling .... Lifeguards are amazing!". Nope, they wanted me to swim to them, and then dive down to search for a woman's ring. Let's just say, I didn't have much success, as I was more worried about staying above water than finding something at the bottom.

Tomorrow is the Melbourne Cup!!! A big horse race. Victoria (Australian State that Melbourne is in) actually shuts down and has a stat holiday for the event. Not bad. Unfortunately Western Australia does not either, but it's supposed to be a good show. I will update you on the happenings tomorrow. Hopefully there will be a work pool.